Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on

Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.

by BJ Strange March 7, 2014

Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

national dress up like your coworker

WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!

P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless

- Hey, what day is it?

- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!

- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!

- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!

by gcage June 14, 2023

Salad dressing

When you toss someone's salad with some salad dressing

Austin: Anthony I'm gonna put Salad dressing on your asshole (it can be sauces, syrup, and cum)

by JeromeHaven March 10, 2024

dressed for war

Wearing body armor and other protective layers, and otherwise prepared to fight.

"In one minute there were all seventeen blue boys, all dressed for war, knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing."

by asdfazdcfs September 24, 2020

dressing room talk

locker room talk but for gay people

we were teasing each other and talking about sucking each other’s dicks. yknow, classic dressing room talk.

by cocawoela July 16, 2021

ranch salad dressing

Molly Malone

"Yo molly wussup with dat bowl of Ranch Salad Dressing ????"
"Don't hate appreciate da ranch dressin"

by HiddenValleyLovers September 11, 2013