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Dick

Something some people claim to have that's big, but in reality, even some women have more balls than them.

If you claim to have a big dick, you are a big dick yourself.
Retarded guy: My dick is so long, it goes from A-Z!
Woman: Do you have a querty keyboard?
Retarded guy: Why ask?
Woman: Look at it.
by PI55 September 20, 2018
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Dick

The Male "thing" (that girls like to swallow)
"My dick is 6 ft long my girl couldn't even fit it up her ass."
by Guari boi November 13, 2018
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dick

A magical wand that has the power to create life
by Dubiks December 28, 2018
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Dick

Something most boys in my grade dont have
by CYH_LitG November 28, 2018
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Dick

a large thing people put in their mouths.
joe : bro can I have a dick?
bob: sorry man we just sold out.
(slurp)
by savage rad February 12, 2019
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Dick

An dick is a douche
by Fatcatsaregroopeys November 9, 2018
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Dick

1. Something you do not have.
2. Nonexistent.
3. Appears not to be there.
You: Wanna see my dick?
Girl: it doesn't exist.
by Hailioli October 8, 2017
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