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Text Ditching 

when a texting conversation inexplicably stops with no reasoning probably due to phone battery, forgetfulness, or business but leads to text anxiety
Yeah I was texting Haley for a while until but now I think she's text ditching me
Text Ditching by KittyKatBigBoi January 2, 2009

fat or pregnant dichotomy 

The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.
That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.

Ditching Chain 

A series of events in which many people are consequently ditched. These series of "ditchings" all happen in an unintentional and unthinking manner. Hence, the ditching chain is completed.

You can only break the ditching chain by ditching the ditching chain by which you would have to unditch someone and go out with them.
"The plane ditched the girl, the girl ditched her boyfriend, in addition, the boyfriend ditched his friend at the bar, and, finally, the friend ditched the teacher at his tutoring classes."

"The tutoring teacher ditched the ditching chain by attending to her sister's birthday party and not ditching her."
Ditching Chain by Bilox January 13, 2010

cheesy discharge 

Lizzy was walking funny until her cheesy discharge fell out. It hit the floor with a thump and rolled toward the wall. Booya! The cat ate it!
cheesy discharge by fucwad March 16, 2004

Fick dich ins Knie! 

German expression meaning "fuck off" or just "fuck you", literally "fuck your knee". The origin of this expression is a pun with the archaic word "Kniefiez", meaning a very avaricious person such as Scrooge McDuck. Therefore, its original meaning was "If you're to cheap for that, you can go and fuck yourself.". However, with time it has become a more general expression that could be used equally well in any other context.
100 Mark für einmal kurz blasen? Fick dich ins Knie!
Fick dich ins Knie! by Aquifex March 30, 2009

DISchool 

A school that blames you for nothing , located in dubai
I go to DISchool
DISchool by Hanza October 17, 2017