Crelching

Putting a straw in someone’s penis tip and sucking the semen out of it.

My basketball teammates like crelching Lebron James.

by Crelchmaster March 19, 2024

crelching

Putting a straw in someone's penis tip and sucking the semen out of it.

My teammates like crelching Lebron James because he’s good at basketball.

by Crelchmaster March 23, 2024

coachinged

When you are on COACHING process now but you also was in this process earlier this week/month/etc

I am coachinged person. From 2 years I am in COACHING process.

by PeterTheWolff August 21, 2024

Couching

Another word for cuddling, or snuggling. Particularly on a couch.

“Yeah me and Sally were hardcore couching last night.”

by poopdidyscoop December 28, 2024

Clothing Label Bias

The cognitive distortion where, once a person is diagnosed with a mental illness, given a political label, or otherwise categorized, everything they subsequently do or say is interpreted through that label. Their rational arguments become "symptoms," their emotions become "proof of instability," and their identity is reduced to the diagnosis.

Example: A politician with a known anxiety disorder criticizes a policy. Opponents immediately frame it: "She's just having a panic attack about change. Her critique isn't logical, it's pathological." The clothing label bias uses the diagnosis as a pre-emptive discount on all future speech, confusing the person for the condition.

by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026

catching print

Catching print is determining a man's dick size by looking at his pants. We can detect with full accuracy the size of his dick by where the bulge is.

Dick sizes are measured by A, B, and D for DICK.
-A is small. If his bulge is up top his pants, he's small. He does not extend past the balls.
-B is medium. Bulge in the middle. Dick and balls at the same level.
-D he has a woman pleasurer. Look down loooow. His area looks flat because the entire thing is dick. If the dick ends high, there's the bump. No bump means the dick is going all the way through there.

Matriarchy rise up. We're catching print now.

by pinkponyrave March 27, 2026

Catching Print

Determining the dick size by looking at the bulge in the pants and comparing the sack length to the penis :). An a-bulge is where the penis ends before the bottom of the sack, b-bulge is where it ends at the bottom of the sack, and g-bulge (we skip to g here) is where it ends past the bottom of the sack.

Riley: Hey, I'm catching print at the pool today! Wanna join?
Teagan: Oh he for surge is an a-bulge...
Riley: That's disappointing :(

by MeWhenICatchPrint March 27, 2026