Croobda

The polite term for a buddhist with crabs.

Robin: Yo, whys that guy scrathing his crotch instead of reincarnating?
Callum: Uhh he must be such a croobda
Michael:... i hate croobdas

by Spunkmuffin March 1, 2010

Choofahead

An incompetent motorist. Someone who stops at yield signs when merge lane is clear. Someone who stops for yellow and even sometimes green traffic lights. Someone who watches you in there rear view mirror because they're worried about you being too close. Basically any poor driving observed while on the road.

man the roads are full of choofaheads today, ehh! Look forward and go you choofahead! I know you're not stopping at an f-ing green light you choofahead!?!? It's the one next to the brake......GO you Choofahead!!!

by dancin fool 711 October 1, 2010

Croogar

A very unattractive older woman trying to pick up younger men. Trying to look sexy but ending up looking like a hyena. The complete opposite of a cougar.

Dude, last night after you left the bar a croogar showed up and tried to take me home. I told her no but she still gave me a handjob in the bathroom.

by Booshstuff August 6, 2011

Coofun

The state of being cool and fun.

Dude, you shufflin' was so coofun. Not as much as your windmill that is true coofun.

by TGACOs' September 6, 2011

Croife

An epic soccer move involving the twisting motion of the body to kick the ball in the same direction you come from.

Nice croife

by kidnice kid July 20, 2012

Croob

Short for "cropped boob". Occurs most frequently in Facebook profile photos in which women have been cropped out, but their boob or a part of it remains in the profile photo.

David has a croob in his profile picture.

by ShayShay September 7, 2013

croaf

A small pustule around the Anus caused by contact with dirty or infected animals

After his night with the new puppy, he discovered a small croaf as he examined himself

by Juszo December 7, 2013