Anglo-Catholics are persons who think they are half anglican and half Catholic. No! You are fully Catholic when in Communion with Rome. Anglicans are schismatics like the SSPX/Sedevacantists.
Disgruntled Anglican: I'm anglo-catholic even though I was not baptised in the Church.
Me: no, you are a schismatic.
Anglo-Catholic? Gettin schizzy wit it
Me: no, you are a schismatic.
Anglo-Catholic? Gettin schizzy wit it
by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022
Get the Anglo-Catholic mug."They've got a baby already? Didn't they only get married 4 months ago?" "Yeah, but it was a catholic wedding"
by teh_papst November 27, 2009
Get the catholic wedding mug.Related Words
Humorist PJ O'Rourke once stated, "I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with."
After one visit, it becomes apparent that God has obliged PJ with an entire University with suitable Church-goers.
Almost as a rule, the female students at Catholic sport oversized buttocks, and often a bit of a tummy (for when they fall asleep in Church leaning forward, perhaps?). Additionally, sweat pants with the Catholic logo are religiously (pardon the pun) purchased and worn, mainly because no jeans at A&F will fit.
PJ's theories are further proven by the intellect displayed by Catholic U students. The females, despite having zany and purely incorrect beliefs on what constitutes virginity (make sure he wears a condom!), are outdone by the males. On the one hand, they take some pride in living in one of the less-advantaged socio-economic areas of DC, but on the other hand they are quick to forget that they are provided with security that would have made the Marines at Khe Sahn green with envy. The entire campus is ringed with gates, security card checks, and other such nonsense so as to provide a safety barrier between the students and the 'murkier' folk they are surrounded by. While conversing with Catholic students, it is considered polite to drop the n-word several dozen times, even when discussing the question of why African-Americans are ambivalent about supporting the Republican Party.
If I haven't yet convinced you to pay CUA a visit, I should point out one last detail. As long as you can conjure an even half-way decent reason for them to not feel guilt, the women are easier than 123. I take no responsibility if the condom breaks, however.
After one visit, it becomes apparent that God has obliged PJ with an entire University with suitable Church-goers.
Almost as a rule, the female students at Catholic sport oversized buttocks, and often a bit of a tummy (for when they fall asleep in Church leaning forward, perhaps?). Additionally, sweat pants with the Catholic logo are religiously (pardon the pun) purchased and worn, mainly because no jeans at A&F will fit.
PJ's theories are further proven by the intellect displayed by Catholic U students. The females, despite having zany and purely incorrect beliefs on what constitutes virginity (make sure he wears a condom!), are outdone by the males. On the one hand, they take some pride in living in one of the less-advantaged socio-economic areas of DC, but on the other hand they are quick to forget that they are provided with security that would have made the Marines at Khe Sahn green with envy. The entire campus is ringed with gates, security card checks, and other such nonsense so as to provide a safety barrier between the students and the 'murkier' folk they are surrounded by. While conversing with Catholic students, it is considered polite to drop the n-word several dozen times, even when discussing the question of why African-Americans are ambivalent about supporting the Republican Party.
If I haven't yet convinced you to pay CUA a visit, I should point out one last detail. As long as you can conjure an even half-way decent reason for them to not feel guilt, the women are easier than 123. I take no responsibility if the condom breaks, however.
G-Town Student #1: "Dude, wanna go down to Union Station and hit on some Catholic University of America girls?"
G-Town Student #2: "Fuck no man, I want to actually earn my poon-tang tonight."
AU Student #1: "I'm so glad that I didn't apply to Catholic!"
AU Student #2: "AMEN Sister!"
G-Town Student #2: "Fuck no man, I want to actually earn my poon-tang tonight."
AU Student #1: "I'm so glad that I didn't apply to Catholic!"
AU Student #2: "AMEN Sister!"
by neinmeinstein November 30, 2006
Get the Catholic University of America mug.Young woman who (understandably) uses a denial streak a mile wide to justify having anal sex while retaining her "virginity". Her hymen hasn't been broken, therefore is still "Like a Virgin".
by Metepack December 28, 2013
Get the Good catholic girl mug.Omg man! I fucked Karri last night and we'd just met at her school dance. Whatever man, that's nothing, she's a Catholic Coinslot,
by Thenextdoorneighbor April 17, 2012
Get the catholic coinslot mug.The most gay religion on the face of the earth. if shit happens they think its their fault. They think they should go to confession all the time. my school is catholic. its gay
by Holly Matronic May 3, 2007
Get the Catholic Guilt mug.The practice of refusing to eat meat on friday (because it is often recycled -- Tuesday's meatballs make Friday's Shepherd's Pie) when dining in a cafeteria.
by aaaacarpet December 28, 2005
Get the Cafeteria Catholicism mug.