carpenter

Someone who has a hammer, aka a big dick.

Girl 1: Dan is such a carpenter
Girl 2: Why is that?
Girl 1: He has a hammer!
Girl 2: A hammer?
Girl 1: Yeah, a big dick!!

by dudebrochillz May 21, 2011

Post-it Superman dat hoe cape

Its when you don't have the time or effort to go through with a complete supermanning of that hoe. So you put a post it with a little superman symbol on it, so it looks like a mini cape.

Guy 1: Did you superman dat hoe?
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!

by Crunchyness June 1, 2009

Carpet Muncher

1)Term used for lesbians
2)One who likes to eat pussy

Those girls over there are carpet munchers!

by lesbian lingo October 17, 2008

carpet python

1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet

2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina

1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium

2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway

by djslut September 20, 2005

carpet cleaner

cunnilingus; carpet munching ; eating out; oral sex

My boyfriend is an awesome carpet cleaner, he cleaned my carpet and I came all over his face!

by Master Muncher November 15, 2006

Cape Cod Academy (CCA)

place where people dont care about anyones feelings...only that hot new trend

hey did you see that girl over there crying? no i was to busy checking out her new $500 purse

by anonymous April 10, 2005

carpe phallum

From the Latin "Carpe Deim" meaning "seize the day", thus "carpe phallum" would be "sieze the penis". A great thing to yell in American History class.

Johny told his history teacher to "Carpe Phallum", which see happily did for him after class.

by BoardStiff June 11, 2006