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carpe phallum 

From the Latin "Carpe Deim" meaning "seize the day", thus "carpe phallum" would be "sieze the penis". A great thing to yell in American History class.

Johny told his history teacher to "Carpe Phallum", which see happily did for him after class.

carpe phallum by BoardStiff June 11, 2006