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messerschmitt cramp

A sore neck, Allied pilots in WWII got sore necks from constantly turning their heads looking for Meserschmitt fighter planes.
I've got a hulluva Messerschmitt cramp after that mission!
by gargoyle6969 September 6, 2010
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Cunt-Cramp

1: When one women impedes the social progress of another female.

2: The female equivalent of a "Cock-Block"
I totally would hook up with that hot acoustic guitar player, but my girlfriend keeps "Cunt-Cramping me
by phieleblunt November 19, 2010
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waffle cramp

the act of a female puttin her legs behind her head and a man or woman running up and kickin her in the vagina
girl doing excersises and puttin her legs behind her head and the other person carefully pickin his time to inflict some serious waffle cramp on her
by napper:) June 6, 2011
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Cooch Cramper

The name one gets when he or she has a reputable image of being a slut and riding too many dicks at one time, causing a cramped cooch.
Oh my gosh Kev and Steph, Brittney is such a cooch cramper! She is literally going on the round trip of all the world's national monuments.
by StripperSlut August 15, 2011
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lung cramp

hitting/smoking/inhaling herb and experiencing pain in the chest.
i hit that mendo purp oil hash so hard off my new bong filled with ice extra long i'm feelin a lung cramp when i smoke. it has lasted for days .
by harry prince October 16, 2011
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Bitch Clamps

"Hey man, pass me those bitch clamps. I need to change the hoses on this washing machine."
by Trevor Lahey April 15, 2014
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cyber cramp

A sudden, involuntary, spasmodic contraction of muscle(s) in the hand, sometimes with severe pain - which may last from seconds to minutes as a result of playing video games using game controllers.
Damn! I've been gaming so much I get cyber cramps in my hands!!
by Sushiray June 24, 2014
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