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Craystianity

Book of Prophecy regarding the teachings and morals of its founded, Jesus Crayst.

Today, Craystianity can be found among the thousands of Crayministers and Craydinals. Their leader, The Holy Crepe, is responsible for the billions of Craytholics spread across the Earth.

These Craystians seek converts to their Holy Ctaytholicism through Sermons, Public Preaching, and their high morals of living.
"Wow, how you ever noticed how Cray Frank has been lately?"
"He's a devoted Craystian, who firmly believes in Craystianity."
by Crayley May 18, 2013
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craynade

Noun: A cray cray (crazy) AND volatile person who will cause substantial collateral damage when they go off - a crazy-grenade.

Variation: A craynade with the pin out.
Dude 1: Ol' loony Pauley just rolled up in here.
Dude 2: That guy's a craynade - let's get out of here before someone pulls his pin and the shrapnel starts flying.
by EvilBastid November 16, 2013
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crayzoid

1) n. A truly crazy person. 2) n. Any person suffering from temporary insanity whose condition needs to be called out immediately in order for that person to return to humanity.
1) No joke, I think Ann Coulter might be a crayzoid.

2) Put down that business school brochure, Geoffrey - you're acting like a real crayzoid right now!
by correctbehavior September 18, 2014
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craytic

A person that everyone envies. Has climbed Mount Everest, wrestled 20 alligators, killed a bear with his own hands and has a big penis.
"Woah that guy is cool"

"He isn't as cool as Craytic though"

"You got that right!"
by craytic September 24, 2014
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Craymazing

Two words: "crazy" and "amazing" are linked together to create one massive word. Used to describe something or someone that could be completely bizarre, insane; yet strangely cool or awesome.
That Beyoncé concert was sooooo craymazing last night!
by Cobain's Smoke October 13, 2014
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craybonics

"I don't understand that nut! She speaks in craybonics."
by notasquirrel March 27, 2014
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Craypril

When crazy things happen during the month of April brought on by sudden bouts of spring fever.
My ex boyfriend from high school contacted me, I woke up yesterday with a tattoo and birds keep attacking my cat outside ... it must be Craypril.
by lachatnoir302 April 16, 2014
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