crayzoid

1) n. A truly crazy person. 2) n. Any person suffering from temporary insanity whose condition needs to be called out immediately in order for that person to return to humanity.

1) No joke, I think Ann Coulter might be a crayzoid.

2) Put down that business school brochure, Geoffrey - you're acting like a real crayzoid right now!

crayzoid by correctbehavior September 18, 2014

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crazoidal

Crazy. Invented by Sir Gregory & Bedtime SammAy. Origins unknown. Fun to say.

"My mother just got eaten by a horse."
"Omfgz, that's crazoidal ma'am."

crazoidal by x November 29, 2003

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crazoids

to act without thought, carelessly

something that is crazy

It was crazoids to give your number to that guy.

crazoids by Jennifer Kinberg August 31, 2007

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Crapzoid

To find trouble within annoyance and random stupid

Mike find crapzoid when his phone bill is ridiculous high from phone sex

Crapzoid by Laquandus Marion December 26, 2004

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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