Craystianity

Book of Prophecy regarding the teachings and morals of its founded, Jesus Crayst.

Today, Craystianity can be found among the thousands of Crayministers and Craydinals. Their leader, The Holy Crepe, is responsible for the billions of Craytholics spread across the Earth.

These Craystians seek converts to their Holy Ctaytholicism through Sermons, Public Preaching, and their high morals of living.

"Wow, how you ever noticed how Cray Frank has been lately?"
"He's a devoted Craystian, who firmly believes in Craystianity."

by Crayley May 18, 2013

Castianity

The belief in a trench-coat wearing ex-angel Castiel who ate a million souls and became God.

"I'm not an angel anymore. I'm your new God, a better one. So, you will bow down and profess your love to me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you."

I just converted to Castianity
Oh my Cas/Oh my Castiel
I pray to Cas/I pray to Castiel

by Inzey November 4, 2011

Crustianity

Crustianity is the original name for the religion that is now known as Christianity. As they are now, the Crustianity clergy of the time were all called Ninjas. Even though the Ninjas are a very moral and loving people, some corruption began in the church. A few powerful, yet mentally deranged members of the church were caught molesting young boys. These child molesters wanted to keep this a secret to continue these disgusting acts, but the Ninja council discovered their plan and banned them from Crustianity forever. Soon after their excommunication from the noble church, these men started their own church. They used the already established stories of Jeebus Crust and Crustianity to form a new religion. They changed the holy name of Jeebus Crust to Jesus Christ and created their child molesting religion of Christianity, where the clergy could continue to molest young boys in secret.

Crustianity is just as ridiculous as your religion.

by Jeebus Crust October 13, 2007