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Coat Puncher

A person who tells a joke that they think is funny, but actually is not funny. In essence, they have missed the mark and metaphorically "punched the coat" instead.

Coat Puncher has been popularized by the dot-com website bearing the same name.
Hey man, that joke wasn't very funny. Don't be a coat puncher.
by ObamaBush May 15, 2012
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Turd Coat

Instead of the common America phrase “The red coats are coming” This is a phrase about people of color “The turd coats.”

Turd coat a person with brown or black in their skin
The Turd coats are coming
Damn turd coat
by Buttmole asspickle February 18, 2024
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clean coat

Hey, you got any tattoos?

Nah, I’m a CLEAN COAT.
by MessaNessa February 22, 2024
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Coated L

Syrup-laced blunts.
A: Hit this coated L.
B: What's it coated with?
A: Promethazine.
by McKrelez November 21, 2010
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power coating

Let’s go toss time power coating on the rims.
by Sethinger November 5, 2020
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shit coat

It's the mess that happens when you have a lose bowel movement or diarrhea and the shit splashes back and covers the underside of your balls.
Jamie: Man, your girlfriend won't blow you anymore
Andy: I know. I got this nasty shit coat and she gags when she goes down on me.
by Koprky March 7, 2011
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Diesel Coated Salami Pirate

Diesel Coated Salami Pirates or Salami Pirates for short is another term for Lot Lizards, or Truck stop prostitutes
There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate going truck to truck offering her services
by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024
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