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nut cheese

the smelly sticky stuff thats in the creases of your legs where your balls rub all day.
Ted, that nut chees is respectable!!
by stewy-sapimpida-14 March 6, 2003
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cheenis

A perfectly square penis. (Derivation: "chode"-- a penis that is wider than it is long -- and "penis.")
When Michael's hand accidentally slipped off the table and onto Josh's lap, the fleeting impression of the bulge he felt led him to think that his friend must have a chode--but in reality it was more of a cheenis.
by threesixJim July 24, 2011
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cut the cheese

To fart. Have you ever noticed a smell at the dinner table, thought someone had farted, and then saw someone cutting a new cheese?
Pooo! Someone's cut the cheese!
by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003
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Blue Cheese

Blue Cheese is a cannabis strain. Its genetics are Big Buddha Cheese x Blueberry. Big Buddha Cheese is the UK's number one strain.The Blueberry was bred by DJ Short in the 1970's.
Fire up some Blue Cheese!
This Blue Cheese is pretty dank.
by Stickybuds January 10, 2013
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Sac N' Cheese

This is an oral sexual act preformed on a male during cold-weather periods due to the enhanced feeling of warmth that pervades after administration. To perform, first smother the scrotum and lower base of the penile tissue with Cheese Whiz. Next, allow the consuming partner to satiate themselves by vigorously consuming said Cheese Whiz in any way the receiving party finds most arousing.

Caution: Do not attempt if consuming partner is lactose intolerant, allergic to milk products, or infected with the rabies virus.
On a long snowy night in Canada, Bill and Nicolette occupied their time with a rousing round of Sac N' Cheese.
by Cornell University Dairy September 16, 2010
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cheeriomagnetism

The force in a bowl of cherrios where the last few peaces stick together for survial.
I noticed at the bottom of my bowl all the cheerios sticking together for survival.
by Daniel Davis February 21, 2005
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Cheese Grating

The act of biting down softly while giving head, so the teeth are gently scraping the wang. Not meant to shock the male, but just to startle him enough to make him pay attention and not start thinking of something else while he is sitting back.
Bro 1: "Yo brosef! I heard you got some last night from that girl at the bar! How was she?"

Bro 2: "Well it was going pretty good. She was suckin' on my thang and I was just sitting there thinking about lax and stuff, when she started cheese grating me out of nowhere. It was kind of weird, but pretty rad at the same time.
by Old Saggy Man May 19, 2008
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