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Facebook Chat Tease 

When you're about to talk to someone on Facebook Chat and right when you click their name, they immediately go offline.

Usually this happens due to Facebook's shit chat system or on the rare occasion, the said friend had mind reading powers and read your mind and then purposely logged off on time just to be a dick.
"Hey Geoff, did you finally get the nerves to talk to Sally on Facebook?"

"Yeah, but when I clicked her name she went offline."

"Curse you, Facebook Chat Tease!"
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unconditional chat 

Conversations that last forever.
Only Aoif and Rois can unconditional chat because best friends
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Grape Chat 

A group chat that consists of 8 friends who reside in multiple states across the U.S. At one point, all of these friends have either worked, shared a hobby, or lived next to each other. There is an occasional appearance from other people who cannot handle a full time participation.
Hey man, check out that pic I sent in Grape Chat.
Grape Chat by Ramphex February 19, 2019

Requin chat 

If you ever get the chance to meet a requin chat, you are incredibly lucky. Kind, hardworking and funny, a requin chat will always brighten up your day.

P.S. not many people know this, but the requin chat is the sexiest species on earth with a phenomenal buttocks.
WOWWW, I can't believe I'm dating a requin chat!!
Requin chat by Requinchatte November 24, 2021

gumbowl's chat 

gumbowl's chat is chaotic yet fun to be with. they are very unique. they are very nice to ppl and very easy to approach. even though they're weird sometimes they are great ppl. :DDDDDD uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu
I hope you find a gumbowl's chat kind of place. Where you can be anything you wanna be. Where you can watch the sunrise or sunset in peace. Where you can be at peace and live with anxiety. #stancheska
gumbowl's chat by cheskers B) November 12, 2021

Dougdoug's twitch chat 

The main character. Separated into two parts. Trapped in a basement.
DOUG IS WRONG
DOUGDOUG'S TWITCH CHAT IS THE MAIN CHARACTER
A discussion between two people (at least and/or a mirror for self affirmation purposes only) that causes a rosy hue to appear on one's cheeks. May also cause a light headed feeling and an exponential increase in the giggles. Love chats are highly addictive and without finite endings. Be warned.
"no your cute"

"no your cuter"

"no, no you"

"no, you are"

(excerpt of typical love chat behaviour)

Love chat by B-foot October 1, 2008