cactus

Someone who you have a crush on... but you think its someone one you know and then its a total stranger!

Glenda: I saw this kid in gym... i think it was Blake... he's really hot!
Linda: Are you sure it was him...
*Next day*
Glenda: That is not Blake!

Linda: I think that is some eighth grader!
Glenda: I dont even know his name!
Linda: He's such a cactus!

by Glenda Foot Massage St. Cactus October 1, 2017

Cactus Dick

When a fuckboy has a really good dick game but you know he isn’t good for you.

I can’t resist Brian’s cactus dick.

by EMarchetta13 January 26, 2018

cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.

I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer

by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018

cactuses

When you get a shirt that has the same cactus repeated all over the shirt. If the shirt has multiple species of cactus then the appropriate term would be cacti.

My shirt has cactuses on it.

by PresteWood May 6, 2018

cactus junk

I guy who has spikey ball hairs and they hurt vaginas

That cactus junk hurt my vagina

by Nig-gers 4 days February 21, 2018

Cactus

The best of the best. Five tiers above danky. Eight tiers above fire.

This food is cactus.
Damn bro look at that ass... so cactus.

by Preacher2166 July 31, 2018

Cactus

A word used to express old men trying to be trendsetters but failing. The lesser version of the word Danky.

That flan is so Cactus. Tank and Preacher wishes their Cactus was Danky!

by sir-danksalot July 31, 2018