Cap'n Crunch

Another name for a Screaming Seagull, this is a sexual move in which 2 people have sex on the beach, and the male sticks his penis in the sand and proceeds to have sex with the girl. The result is a painful experience in which the sand makes a crunching noise inside the vagina, hence the name.

We were doing it on the beach, and I decided to get kinky and give her a cap'n crunch. She screamed louder than she did in bloody anal sex.

by Jizzle Lizzle May 13, 2005

Cap'n Crunch

drugs (mainly cocaine) smuggled through food

Homie: So when am I getting the Cap'n Crunch???? I NEED IT GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Dealer: Soon enough... chill out....

by Bensta December 28, 2005

Cap'n Trade

1. Superhero who's supposed to be able to save the planet.

Only Cap'n Trade can save us now!

by tangledupinbloo December 13, 2009

Cap Slut

Reffers to a female (or male) who continually texts/calls a member of the opposite (or same) sex whom they wish to fornicate with obsessively, because their cell-phone allows them a large number of free calls or text messages. The messages are usually just of a flirtacious nature.

Guy 1: I woke up to 7 messages from that ho this morning
Guy 2: omgwtfbbq what a cap slut

by ygreen July 23, 2008

cap peeler

Mind blowing experience

"Yo that ride was a cap peeler!" (A beautiful woman walks by with a swagless dude)
"You saw that couple?"

"Yup. That's a cap peeler."

by SofleekSativa August 3, 2015

cap them cornies

It's when a guy see's a really hott girl and has her eat corn. When she poops it out, the guy takes the corn out of the poop and caps his teeth with it.

Describes how hott a girl is when your talking with another guy.

Also called "CTC"

She was so hott she let me cap them cornies.

by Very Horny Bastard October 15, 2006

Cap-it

To slap your hand on top of your cock when you are ready to blow your load to keep the cum from going everywhere.

I was fucking that chick so hard that if I came inside her it would blow her uterus up, and if I pulled out, it would have sprayed the wall. So did the only thing I could - I had to Cap-it and puddle the giz on her belly.

by BigHeadP October 26, 2008