surprise cake

1: Buy cake mix
2: Take date rape drugs
3: bake Cake
4: ???
5: PROFIT

I am surprised by this surprise surprise cake. What a surprise. I am surprised omg. Surprise.

by Surprise Cake of surprising surprises June 13, 2007

nugget cake

The nugget cake is a culinary behemoth, vaguely similar in appearance to a traditional birthday cake, but differing massively in composition. It is made predominantly of chicken nuggets, being either legitimate or emulations of Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds, coalesced by barbeque sauce mortar. Other ingredients may include a pizza foundation, layers of bacon strips, layers of cheeseburgers, layers of macaroni and cheese, french fry candles, and a melted cheese membrane to contain the madness. Not for the faint of heart, in all sense of the idiom.

Dude 1: Man, how about that nugget cake last night?

Dude 2: Dude, I could taste the cholesterol!

Dude 3: You guys don't even know. This morning I took a 12 pound shit.

by Bobb the Terrible January 3, 2011

scramdoodle cakes

fried scramdoodle "jizz", put onto a frier, fried till crisp, then ate with syrup and fresh scramdoodle
Ingredients:

Instant Pancake Mix

Milk

Jizz

and topping of your choosing :)

"Yo grandma make me some fresh scramdoodle cakes for my fat ass"

by Corey Jackson January 9, 2008

Pain Cake

To give a high amount of pain to another whilst wearing an American Football Jersey usually involving a football tackle/spearing

That fool didnt complete his report so I gave him a slice of Terry's special pain cake.

by Roustov April 16, 2008

Cake Fucking

Fucking a cake

I.e. Trip (Dmmd)

Virus: Trip... You can't fuck a cake
Trip: Not with that attitude ;-)

Thus, Trip was proven guilty of cake fucking

by PhoenixFire360 November 1, 2014

purple cake

giving a women oral sex

I love eating purple cake

by mccuesiff January 11, 2012

Icing on the cake

The finish on your chicks ass

Bro she even let me put the icing on the cake

by Icing the cake December 23, 2019