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buttercream

Otherwise known as "alopecia"
Buttercream is a word used to describe a man (or woman) who is 100% hairless (no scalp hair, eyebrows, facial hair, body hair, pubic hair, etc)
"Haha, check out that guy, not a single hair on his body, He's a total Buttercream."
by GonorrheaJoe April 15, 2008
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lung butter

LUNG bu ter noun -term used for the discharge that comes out of one's lungs after a severe coughing spell while one has a respiratory infection. the color and texture are quite similar to butter.
Dude 1: "Holy Shit Man. That's one hellofa cough you have. You gonna be ok?
Dude 2: "Yea man, the shit I'm hackin' up looks just like lung butter."
Dude 1: "Fuck man. That's nasty shit."
by shtetl_mensch July 19, 2006
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big butter jesus

best type of jesus, off i-75 in ohio, jesus really is fucking huge, and looks like buttter.
by Lukis November 13, 2006
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Peanut Butter

A food paste or spread made from ground dry-roasted peanuts. It often contains additional ingredients that modify the taste or texture, such as salt, sweeteners, or emulsifiers.
I shoved my 2 inch cock inside the jar of crunchy peanut butter and felt the crunchy nuts rubbing against my dick. I then scooped a handful and slopped it on my ball sack and dropped them in front of my dogs face and let him lick it off. It satisfied the needs for me and my dog.
by PedoBear3000 June 27, 2019
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Buttered my britches

When one shits in his underwear to the point that it comes all the way through your pants.
I've gone and buttered my britches.
by Klash2 March 27, 2010
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Political Butter

When political commercials and propaganda seem to be everywhere, thoughts and actions can be smudged with Political Butter.
During election season one's mind can get coated in "Political Butter". And it gets everywhere leaving stains!
by Dan McElfish January 13, 2009
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cunt butter

Vaginal secretions or female ejaculation fluid. Sexy, slippery stuff!
"My beard is toast, baby - gimme that cunt butter!"
by Princeza April 12, 2012
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