Barstool

A student-led "undercover" high school social media page (typically on Instagram) where students submit videos and photos often containing houseparties, stunts, or simply other students being dumb or profane. Ex: NHS_barstool or barstoolschool mascot

"Yo, did you see the new barstool post?"

Or

"Lmao THAT'S going on barstool"

by ermmmwhatthefreak May 29, 2025

Barstalamuel

A fat lazy person, not known for doing anything productive in any definition.

My coworker is a barstalamuel.

by Gokublack1 June 24, 2025

Barstool Merry-go-round

Where 4 strait "gay curious" men sit upon a upsidown barstool, when fully penatrating they get spun round and round.

Levi, John, Leslie, and Tom performed the Barstool Merry-go-round in the churches bathroom as a experiment

by Ax_manhandaler October 28, 2025

Borst

Slang for Bust (as in Bust a nut), but mispronounced in a funny way.

"I'm about to BORST!"
"Borst a nut."

by SneeringParrot7 December 13, 2025

shitty borstein

completely drunk, fucked up, hammered.

"Oh man, did you see Jack at the bar? He was shitty borstein, I hope he wasn't driving tonight."

"Are you ok dude? You got pretty drunk last night."
"I wasn't just drunk, I was shitty borstein!"

by Kevin Higgins March 31, 2008

Flying Burito

Run and jump while you have a bonner an try to get it in the girls vagina while in mid air.

Nigga i just flying burito this chick!

by Mr Swag August 6, 2010

Taint Bubstep

Derived from the word taint bubble, taint bubstep is the noise a fart makes as it moves along the taint and hits the ballsack.

"The excessive volume of your taint bubstep is makes me feel like bucking out"

by Jova nov February 14, 2012