The Lagoon Bunnies are Amphibious. On the surface we see the swimming bunnies and are like "Oh My God, they swim." when in reality the ones that disappear into the depths of the lagoon are not only swimming and breathing but establishing an entire kingdom around a rock with the word "SMUT" engraved on it. they like to decorate this rock with streamers, ribbons, and nets that were lost by us when we tried to catch the swimming Bunnies before they sank down. They call this decoration "STORY ARCS" in their language. the homes of these Merbunnies are known as "Settings" and they live in then happily. unfortunately, there is a battle for the throne of "SMUT" Kingdom and the bunny Named Selfcest is determined to keep it. however, with its rising popularity on the surface, its afraid it will lose once its been ripped from the Lagoon. The Bunny named as THO is secretly waiting in the shadows for their chance to strike, as very few people remember it even exists, yet has all the detail and power of a story because it was written down. This is without the other MerBunnies waiting in the wings with their own ambitions and goals, deeeeep in the Lagoon.
meanwhile one the surface:
Izy: DL, how was your cake today?
DL: Don't try and act sweet servant, you still have 180,000 more words to edit. cracks whip
Ghostie: Also, do you think SAS!Marinette would convince SAS?!Luka she's a telekinetic using Bending spoons? what if she accidently convinces herself with a real spoon and they just stare at spoons the whole day? what if-
Examples:
Dire: "Yo, how's your lagoon bunnies doing?"
Ghostie/Ryn/Izy/Nilsia/Feather/Rafflesia/Mousey: *simultaneously* uhhhhhhhhhh.....
Dire: Ah, I see. Still breeding, huh?
Izy: DL, how was your cake today?
DL: Don't try and act sweet servant, you still have 180,000 more words to edit. cracks whip
Ghostie: Also, do you think SAS!Marinette would convince SAS?!Luka she's a telekinetic using Bending spoons? what if she accidently convinces herself with a real spoon and they just stare at spoons the whole day? what if-
Examples:
Dire: "Yo, how's your lagoon bunnies doing?"
Ghostie/Ryn/Izy/Nilsia/Feather/Rafflesia/Mousey: *simultaneously* uhhhhhhhhhh.....
Dire: Ah, I see. Still breeding, huh?
by InkMousey May 11, 2022
Get the Lagoon Bunniesmug. "That guy's nasty chest hair looks like he's hiding small white rabbits in his shirt."
"Bunny Smuggler."
"Bunny Smuggler."
by Peter Montgomery February 4, 2009
Get the Bunny Smugglermug. An attractive young lady that likes to drink & do drugs frequently, have copious amounts of sex with people she may or may not know, & party in general. Usually having low standards & often enjoying cheap drinks & the company of sketchy characters & known scumbags. Commonly engaging in public acts of wanton sexuality & aggravated debauchery.
1."I was drinking a 40oz with this tallboy bunny outside the club last night & later, inside the show she got on a table & took her shirt off... It was pretty sweet."
2.Amy Winehouse may be the ultimate Tallboy Bunny.
2.Amy Winehouse may be the ultimate Tallboy Bunny.
by Foulio February 10, 2010
Get the Tallboy Bunnymug. Person who cancels previously established plans often. A modern or metropolitan phenomena, bunny cancelling has arisen due to the endless availability of better options. Frequently common in socially active groups, this modern phenomena is not tied to specific gender, age, or sexual orientation and can be attributed to night-life recuperation, fatigue, overbooking one's calendar, any slight inconvenience, or avoidance of specific attendees of a planned event. Contrary to the "cancel bunny's" own beliefs, the cancel bunny often disappoints friends and family by cancelling frequently, often without a legitimate reason. The cancel bunny often talks about cancelling to the same individuals he or she has cancelled on during prior events. The cancel bunny is often confused with the gym bunny in some highly socialized groups.
John was gonna come to the party and bring more drinks, but he bailed at the last minute. He's being a "cancel bunny" and probably bounced on to something he liked better.
by Spydamunkey August 19, 2013
Get the Cancel Bunnymug. Did you hear what happened to Mike? He accidentally invited Jessica over on Valentine’s Day.
Oh man, he really bugs bunnied himself.
Oh man, he really bugs bunnied himself.
by Pond&Pool July 1, 2020
Get the Bugs bunniedmug. The superstition where if you see a real live bunny somewhere, that's not in captivity, it means you're gonna get laid in the near future. Some people believe that you can yell out the name of the person you're hoping to get lucky with and the bunny will make it happen for you.
Other people believe seeing a bunny is just good luck in general.
Other people believe seeing a bunny is just good luck in general.
Dylan: "Ah, man! I saw a bunny the other day, down at the park, and last night I scored with Jessica Wilson! It works!"
Andrew: "When I see the bunny, I'm yelling out Pam Richards. She's got awesome tits!"
Andrew: "When I see the bunny, I'm yelling out Pam Richards. She's got awesome tits!"
by pleasureboy_1, author May 4, 2009
Get the See the bunnymug. Random1#: have u heard of the person named bunny?! She soo cool!!
Random 3# and #2: Yup! Im their fannn aaaaaaa!!
Me: i hear yall were tlaking about mah bestay bunny! Theyre so cool too!
All except me: Yeah, theyre cool!
Random 3# and #2: Yup! Im their fannn aaaaaaa!!
Me: i hear yall were tlaking about mah bestay bunny! Theyre so cool too!
All except me: Yeah, theyre cool!
by YourNewTikToker March 27, 2021
Get the Bestay bunnymug.