Any man that you find attractive, though he is clearly to small/short for you to actually date. You might make an exception and date him anyways, but you would feel very uncomfortable being seen with him in public, because beside him you feel like a giant/swollen/amazon.
Me: Omg, pocket boyfriend! Over there, he's so cute!
Friend: Ooh, he is cute!
(nothing ever happens after that)
Friend: Ooh, he is cute!
(nothing ever happens after that)
by smart cookiez April 19, 2011
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Guy- It fuckin stinks in here, which half of him is your half boyfriend? The top or the bottom?
Girl- I don't know, I just know I didn't do this to him.
Guy- Nobody said you did.
Girl- Yea, that's right nobody said I did.
Guy- It fuckin stinks in here, which half of him is your half boyfriend? The top or the bottom?
Girl- I don't know, I just know I didn't do this to him.
Guy- Nobody said you did.
Girl- Yea, that's right nobody said I did.
by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019
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Girl "Look at that skany ugly bitch"
Boy "She's looking at you're boyfriend"
Girl "Ha, classic Attempted boyfriend stealer!"
Boy "She's looking at you're boyfriend"
Girl "Ha, classic Attempted boyfriend stealer!"
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