boogernail

1. A fingernail trimmed slightly longer than the other fingernails for scraping boogers from inside one's nose. 2. The index fingernail on the right hand.

Ever since he broke his nose, he needs a boogernail to keep his sinuses clear.

by anagramman January 10, 2010

booger fuck

When you resort to fucking a girl who doesn't keep herself very clean "down there", so that when you look down while going at it you see lots of brown chunks all over your dick.

"Last night I booger fucked this nasty skank till i puked."

by boobybobbler January 14, 2010

booger bling

The single stud piercings girls get on their nostril. Just a small stud, usually sparkly; like a sparkly booger on their nose. Typically seen on younger girls (late high school or early college age). They probably think it makes them look cool.

Bob: You see Chrissie's new booger bling?
Charlie: Yea, I hate those things.

by Rutherford Jones May 8, 2010

Boogerfart

When my son was 4 years old we were in a restaurant and a kid had a really snotty nose sitting near us.. The kind of snotty nose that creates "bubbles".

One of the bubbles "Popped"!

My son said, "Mom! That kid just had a BOOGERFART!".

Definition:

A nose so runny that boogers create a bubble that "pops" therefore making it a "Boogerfart"

"Grab that kid a tissue!! He just had a boogerfart!!"

by MelMel22 August 22, 2011

booger bubble

It's a bubble of snot coming out of your nose. There's also a smelly version if the person has COPD.

Erin has fun with Marco, a slob of a beast with Chronic Bronchitis. ERIN: "Do it again! Do it again! "Marco makes a booger bubble that dislodges and floats aboot the room. Erin pops the bubble and makes a face like something smells. ERIN: "Ew! Something smells." Marco laughs uncontrollably until he codes and dies.

by Terio Marin November 2, 2016

Phantom Booger

After a good nose picking session, the feeling of a booger still being present in the nose cavity.

1st person: Look at that dude,he's been picking his nose for over 20 minutes,dirty cunt.

2nd person: Yeh i know, must be a phantom booger i guess.

by kevtucks January 29, 2009

booger eater

A person who is over the age of 13 and still watches wrestling (WWE, not the real kind).Booger eaters often suffer from the following symptoms:
-Lack of a life
-Lack of a girlfriend (or boyfriend in many booger eater cases)
-Masterbates...ALOT!(Many times while watching wrestling)
-Thinks wrestling is real and a sport
-Fascination watching oiled up men in their undies grab eachother and basically have sex.
-Always quoting wrestlers
-Will give this definition a thumbs down because they watch wrestling...therefore, are booger eaters.

guy#1- Hey dude, if you smell what i'm cooking, you'll know that i can kick your butt any day of the week!
Me- Shut up, booger eater.

guy#2- Hey, wanna come over to my house and watch lubed up men do everything except penetration? Maybe after that we can masterbate and talk to girls on the internet?
Me- No, you god damn booger eater.

by UncleJesse!!!1 May 9, 2006