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Couch Bombing

When somebody humps a couch for pleasure.
I just started to explore couch bombing, and to my suprise it felt good, so i continued.
by Phil johnsbury August 16, 2008
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carpet bombing

When one has diarrhea so bad that when they attempt to sit on a toilet, the pressure in the abdominal cavity builds, forcing excrement out of there anus earlier than they wish, leaving a trail of it high above they water level as they are sitting down. In extreme cases, the back of the toilet seat will also be affected.
Hell no... someone had just got done carpet bombing it! It was fucking disgusting; it was even on the back of the toilet seat!
by jacr666 January 3, 2011
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Bumping

Bumping or Bump is a derogatory generally used by African -American men of the illiterate kind. It usually means the same as whaling, trippin, locing...the words of that sort
"mad corny u bumping ass nigga u aint never gonna sell those for nuttin...you a bump. anyway stop wasteing ur time and sell them already bump ass nigga"
by VinRibz SirLoco April 2, 2007
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bombing run

The term used for when a group of people all have to take a dump, usually in stalls next to each other in a group effort. This usually happens after an hour of playing Halo 2.
After an hour of playing Halo 2, we had to go on a bombing run.
by Eternal Fenix June 17, 2006
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bumping dirties

1. To grind, bump, caress, or somehow come in contact with another persons genitalia while on the dance floor with one's own genitalia.

2. To dance erotically and arousingly at a club, where contact between clothed genitalia is occuring, or "bumping."
Dang broskeet, last night at the Happy Hop I was bumping dirties with Kyle's aunt on the dancefloor!
by cbreenster April 13, 2009
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Bumping of shit

What happens when a large macho black guy rubs his feces over you.
Johnny: Hey, dude, did Cole Train rub his feces over you?

Harry: Yeah, I'm bumping of shit!
by CrustyRing September 29, 2010
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Douche bombing

If a person is douche bombing, it means they are being unnecessarily douchey. It is when a person is being a douche bag in a situation that does not require it.
There are also variants of the term:

A douche bomber is a person who is well known for douche bombing frequently.

A douche bomb is one statement of unnecessary doucheyness, not to be followed up with another, and sometimes followed with an appology.
Douche bombing:

Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy Three: "Was that really needed?"
Guy Two: "Fuck you, dick"
Guy One: "Whatever, he's just douche bombing"

Douche Bomber:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Three: "Don't take him seriously, he's a douche bomber".

Douche Bomb:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of like World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Two: "I'm sorry for that Douche bomb, that wasn't necessary".
by Staska June 14, 2009
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