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Bandit

(1) What occurs when one awakes with a throbbing fuck stick and must point it directly upward and be secured by the elastic band of ones underwear, to avoid sight.
Dude, I woke up today with morning wood, and I have a raging bandit right now.
by Cranston Hilton May 25, 2006
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BNITGWOC

"but not in the gay way, of course"

A disclaimer for use in text/messaging, to preclude any ambiguity as to the type of love one straight person expresses toward another straight person of the same sex.
Joe: Dude, you are a solid poster, and an asset to this forum.

Frank: Thanks, bro...I love you, too (bnitgwoc).


Joe: *whew*
by Dusty TheHick April 11, 2009
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Baditude

= Bad Attitude (Attitude, Bad Disposition, Bad Mental State, Being a Pain in the Ass)
He gets a baditude toward everything he doesn't like doing.

Drop da baditude fore I boop ya n da head.

He sure got 1 baditude.
by HuckleberryH September 17, 2010
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buttcrack bandit

an act durring intercourse when a male unknowingly inserts his penis in the females buttocks crack; all the while he believes his member is in the vagina.
P.J. Brunson chugged two forties and pumped her crack. He's a buttcrack bandit.
by Yuri Gellar November 8, 2003
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backwards hand bandit

an incredibly rare type of woman, who is able to give a man a handjob with her hands behind her back.

she steals your orgasm with her hands behind her back.
Jill & I took a bath together & she ended up giving me a handjob with her hands behind her back. I had NO idea she was a backwards hand bandit. SWEET.
by dirtyhairy August 6, 2007
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Wet Bandit

Mysterious man who strikes at unsuspecting bathrooms of mainly chinese restaurants and burger king's. He pisses on walls and shit on floors while leaving a poetic note to the oblivious Nips or apathetic high school kids who work there. He is generally accompanied by his accomplices The Bathroom Brawler and The Ass Burglar. The Wet Bandit's legend is well known on a 300 mile stretch of north eastern I-80 as he struck an unprecedented 7 times in one day.
"Roses are red,
Toilets are missed,
Drop your head
And see where i pissed"


"fuck my life, the Wet Bandit left a nutty shit on the bathroom floor again.. who is this guy?
by Adamthe K December 21, 2008
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Crotch Bandit

A person who hides inside a large vagina and waits for crotch.
jimmy is a very sneaky crotch bandit.
by N DTKSIFJJMFABOB August 2, 2006
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