Blurpt

The act of completely random ownage.

"I just kicked my dad in the balls on his birthday"

"Damn, that sucka got blurpt!"

by blurptking3 October 12, 2008

blurb

1. Someone who is new to sex or has never had sex before.

2. Someone with awesomeness pooring out of every fricken pore in their body!

1.
A guy: Shes such a blurb never doing it to her again!

2.
Another guy: God i love her shes such a blurb!

by ..... pooooooop June 10, 2005

Bluray

In New York, they say "pause" as their "no homo". Therefore, we pause, and never rewind back. If you can't fast forward, fuckin step speed that shit. Now that we're in the 21st century, we can bluray that shit super fast.

"Yo, my D's still sore from last night wit that girl, bluray"
"Yo bluray dat shit"

by The LJ December 30, 2009

neeeigh blurgh!

1. An aggressive insult, where the insulter makes regurgitating motions, as a woman would after guzzling too much horse cum
2. see bleugh

*Breeze misses a shot at Putt-Putt*
Group: Neeeigh blurgh!

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

Blurkanunablohanza

To be blurked, to be poked very hard alot of times, to scream like a women many times after being poked, to be hurt by poked.

owch he just Blurkanunablohanza me many times in the gut, Wow John Smith screams like a Blurkanunablohanza.

by MaddyS January 28, 2006

blurch

The sound, action and experience of salad dressing--or other such fluids--blurching forth from its container, when squeezed.

The salad dressing blurched forth from the bottle all over my plate.

by John Walford October 7, 2008

blurpie

The act/form of straddling over someone's mouth and letting one loose. For maximized blurpie results, cover the mouth and plug the nose simultaneously.

Jessica Alba is so hot, I would let her give me a blurpie any day of the week. I would even suck the fart out of her ass.

by HHML May 10, 2006