Blinking

When a poor internet connection prevents a user from maintaining a consistent status on a persistent online service, such as a chat program.

I was trying to chat with you on facebook, but you kept blinking on and off again.

by yakob_twj April 6, 2010

blinkered

Horses wear blinkers. It stops them getting startled by movement in the peripheral vision. So to be described as blinkered means you are not open to other ideas, Single minded. Blinkered!

People who buy ipods are so blinkered.

by Jonny Cottingham March 1, 2005

blinking red

Demanding immediate attention, urgent, nearing a deadline.

"Hurry up with that report, dude, it's blinking red."
"I gotta get home. My wife's blinking red."

by scran4d April 16, 2006

verticle blinds

The strings of ejaculate formed between top and bottom eyelashes upon opening of the eyes after a facial.

That girl could barely see me through the verticle blinds I left on her eyes.

by maxeamus March 8, 2003

Blink-182

Not a punk band but still a really good one.

Blink-182 is not punk but they dont suck.

by kid August 8, 2003

blinky mixup

When talking to multiple persons on AIM, you confuse one buddy's blinking window with another's...Thus creating a blinky mixup. Used most frequently when one conversation is extremely important, and one is more relaxed and care free. The important one being the one that did not blink, and the carefree one being the one that did.

Fakescreenname1: Damn, when you IMed me, I thought Nate's IM box was blinking
Fakescreenname2: Blinky mixup!

by Ann R. Key April 17, 2006

blinker tease

When the driver in front of you flips his or her blinker on at the last possible second causing you to slam on the brakes.

Or

When he or she engages the blinker too early and drive past multiple turn options.

Shannon: Slow down! They're turning!

Kristen: Ugh, damn blinker tease.

by Zych December 30, 2008