ride the blind

To ride in the empty boxcar of the train typically used for freight instead of passengers. Used frequently in lyrics of the blues music genre.

I was a hobo and had to ride the blind to get from Memphis to Chicago.

by mackharrison March 7, 2012

Asian Blindfold

Using Dental Floss or Shoestring to cover an Asian person eyes.

After Ming Lee makes me some Fish Ball Soup I'm going to Asian Blindfold her and let her use my scrotum as a ball gag.

by THE MIGHTY FOURDIX December 2, 2010

Bindering

The act of being struck by a fake prostetic leg.

After steeling his peg leg, we continued bindering the fuck out of Ronald.

by SPivo February 18, 2009

blind skill

Similar to blind luck, but much more skillful.

guy 1: holy shit that was awesome! how did you do that?
guy 2: blind skill.

by therearesomewhocallmetim December 23, 2008

blinded

Being so stoned that you're unaware of your surroundings; Being under the influence of large ammounts of weed, pot, or marijuana; Also, see high, blazed, baked,blitzed.

I smoked so much weed that I was blinded. I didn't even know my name. It was fucking awesome!

by Lady smokesalot October 10, 2008

Blindfolds

A texting term used to forewarn folks of a scandalous attachment. Lets the recipient know to "blind your kids, blind your wife..." A term similar to saying "earmuffs" when using profanity around kids.

Example #1:
Broseph #1: WTFudge! Thanks for the blindfolds (sarcastic)! My wife saw that crap. Sooo... we won't be hanging out for a while.
Broseph #2: My bad!

Example #2:
Blindfolds... (pic attached)

by PJ Maxx November 2, 2010

Blendergeist

An apparition that causes harmless electronic items to turn themselves on at inopportune moments.

My blender came on at 2am last night for no reason. It must have been a blendergeist.

by Kungfu Zombie January 9, 2006