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What GW BOOSH wished he was.
A strange mutation found in all northern forests in Bermuda. It is a cross between a Beaver and a Raccoon. It has the head of a beaver and the body or a raccoon. It is extremely dangerous and has the ability to do absolutely nothing dangerous.
A strange mutation found in all northern forests in Bermuda. It is a cross between a Beaver and a Raccoon. It has the head of a beaver and the body or a raccoon. It is extremely dangerous and has the ability to do absolutely nothing dangerous.
Person 1: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWGGG!!!!!
Person 2: "WHAT WHAT???!!!"
Person 1: Ahhh, wait nevermind it's just a beavecoon.
Person 2: "WHAT WHAT???!!!"
Person 1: Ahhh, wait nevermind it's just a beavecoon.
by canihaveyanumba July 15, 2010
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John: Hey man did you see the video of a water bottle being used as a bieber beamer that hit him in the head
Dave: Yeah, hopefully next time it's a brick with a knife taped to it
Dave: Yeah, hopefully next time it's a brick with a knife taped to it
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by DEH1972 October 19, 2008
Get the Fat Beaner mug.Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.
Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
John: Dude, did you get your refund?
Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.
John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.
John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
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