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Jelly Beaner

Man, did you see that jelly beaner?
No, why?
He had to be 300 pounds.
by jesikalovesme January 15, 2008
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beaver

Remember...Save a tree, Eat a beaver!!!
by cartman5000 July 31, 2004
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beavecoon

What GW BOOSH wished he was.

A strange mutation found in all northern forests in Bermuda. It is a cross between a Beaver and a Raccoon. It has the head of a beaver and the body or a raccoon. It is extremely dangerous and has the ability to do absolutely nothing dangerous.
Person 1: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWGGG!!!!!
Person 2: "WHAT WHAT???!!!"
Person 1: Ahhh, wait nevermind it's just a beavecoon.
by canihaveyanumba July 15, 2010
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bieber beamer

Any object used as a projectile with the sole purpose of doing nothing but bodily harm to justin bieber
John: Hey man did you see the video of a water bottle being used as a bieber beamer that hit him in the head

Dave: Yeah, hopefully next time it's a brick with a knife taped to it
by dizzle3131 August 15, 2010
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Fat Beaner

A short Mexican that is generally out of shape, fat with sort legs, has a thick mustache, works at a carwash, eats "carne something" everyday, and spends most of his time staring at white girls he can't have.
Hey Fat Beaner, make sure you wipe down my 20's you filthy little savage!
by DEH1972 October 19, 2008
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skeet beaver

Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.

Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
John: Dude, did you get your refund?

Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.

John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008
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Beaver Dam

preventing a female from hooking up with another person.
Man, this girls is diggin me but her friend keeps beaver damming me.
by Nippyfresh April 15, 2010
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