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pontus båtsson

A man who is obsessed by boats, who was born in a boat, who lives in a boat, and who gets food by going out fishing in said boat.
Do you want a fish? Just ask Pontus Båtsson! He'll get you one in no time!
by Trumpetorkestern November 22, 2016
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john bates

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.
That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!
by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017
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kaden bates

He is a young savage he gets all the girls.many girls have lots of crushes on him and say he's very strong Andy beautiful.ussaly kaden bates's comes from a rich or wealthy family specially the grandparents.kaden bates also gets straight a's almost all kaden bates's are either doctors or have gone to Harvard
Kaden bates has a good family Kaden bates gets girls lots of girls

Kaden bates family is rich.
by Epic defeat April 23, 2018
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Smoking batshit

The term "Smokin batshit" is a multi-purpose phrase used to describe any action Direction statement comment Etc that is stupid beyond belief. It refers not to the comment itself but to the generator or originator of said comment.

Of course you can always use it directly at the individual. Somebody says something to you or does something that just just jaw droppingly stupid you can say to them"you've been smoking batshit."
I walked into the store and I saw oranges$0.58 each. I stopped walked back to the display expecting to see pounds not each but there it was $0.58 each. I told my friend look at this somebody's been smoking batshit.
by Rootnrom January 16, 2018
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Smokin batshit

Smokin batshit refers to something somebody says or something you may see or read that is so stupid, beyond any possible redemption that the only way it could have been made was if the author was "smokin batshit."
I was at the car dealership the other day and asked how much to replace a brake light bulb. The guy tells me-with a straight face mind you-$47.00! I said "Dude you're 'smokin batshit,' yes guano, that savory crap found in a bat cave."
by C55 May 31, 2018
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christina bates

Hi bitch it's me Christina bates
by cbm2018 February 13, 2019
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Logan bates

Big big faggot loves gay men he will suck u off if u ask him and he loves I mean loves chodes with thick four skin hit him up @logan_bates12 on insta
by Cammcmill22 April 29, 2019
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