bar-hands

hands that have become swollen in the knuckle area due to heavey drinking and smoking, may have acrylic nails, tend to be manly.

"I noticed her bar-hands while she was showing me a diamond ring, must spend a lot time in seedy places."

by DBrowning May 23, 2007

raping the bar

similar to dine-n-dash but at an establishment that serves only, or mostly, alcohol

raping the bar is just as much an offense as dine-n-dash or shoplifting, so don't be surprised if you get busted

by Sexydimma March 11, 2015

bar mistake

What you end up living with for 2 months, after too much tequila, last call, and no ride home.

Wow! I finally sobered up and realized what a bar mistake I made.

by ocbinor September 30, 2018

Bar fruit

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.

Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

tokyo bar

the glorious union of bad music, warm beers and everyone you've ever wheeled

"where are you going Thursday?"
"is that even a question?"
"right. see you at tokyo bar"

by 1234hithere November 19, 2018

p.s bar

A cadbury chocolate bar that has cute post scripts on. You often give it to someone you like or love.

Charné: Hey I bought you a p.s bar.
Tayla: What does it say?
Charné: I love you.
Tayla: Really ?!
Charné : No but I do...

by C_Griz October 26, 2019

pocklet bar

A chocolate bar you stick in your pocket, is forgotten, becomes a melty mess packet of goodness and is then found usually at the end of the day or when your wife checks your pockets before putting them in the wash.

eg. "Tim you shouldn't put that chocolate bar in your pocket, you know you will forget and it will be a pocklet bar by tonight."

by Maggiemootimmiitoo October 31, 2009