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pocklet bar

A chocolate bar you stick in your pocket, is forgotten, becomes a melty mess packet of goodness and is then found usually at the end of the day or when your wife checks your pockets before putting them in the wash.
eg. "Tim you shouldn't put that chocolate bar in your pocket, you know you will forget and it will be a pocklet bar by tonight."
by Maggiemootimmiitoo October 31, 2009
mugGet the pocklet barmug.

Bar Beastie

A rather unattractive looking person, Male or Female who sits alone at a bar looking to find a potential partner for sexual activities. They will make several advances towards the opposite sex to show thay are single and available for a sexy time. In other words they are 'On The Pull'
Oh my god... Look at that Bar Beastie to the left, he is checking us out, he won't stop staring at us.
by Adam Laidlaw June 13, 2008
mugGet the Bar Beastiemug.

Bar Crash

The feeling you get the morning after you and you're friends go to a bar and wake up the next morning sore. Like you have been in a car crash.
You: Dang what did we do last night my back and my arm hurts.

Friend: I don't know what we did but it must have ended in a bar crash cause my neck and my head hurts.
by Deezo88 April 20, 2010
mugGet the Bar Crashmug.

TAC-Bar

Your ability to dodge bullets, other projectiles, and punches* in MADNESS: Project Nexus.

There are three types of TAC-Bars in Project Nexus, Novice, Journeyman, and Master TAC-Bars.

Novice Tac-Bars convert gunshots/projectiles from direct hits into grazes, once it runs out from being shot at too much, they'll be converted back to full hits. Same if you're shot from behind or whilst on the floor.

Journeyman Tac-Bars convert gunshots/projectiles from direct hits into full misses. Once it runs out from being shot at too much, they'll be converted back to full hits. Same if you're shot from behind or whilst on the floor.

Master Tac-Bars convert gunshots/projectiles from direct hits into full misses. Once it runs out from being shot at too much, you'll still convert hits into grazes. Even whilst on the floor or being shot from behind.

To recover your Tac-Bar mid-fight, simply reach a med-kit and asses your wounds. Get a crit whilst attacking an enemy with melee or unarmed. Or perform a takedown/execution whilst they're stunned.

Your type, size, and reliability of your Tac-Bar all depend on your "Battle prowess and natural ability to avoid enemy fire." Alongside your general maneuverability and keen instinct, and obviously your ability (And will) to dodge.

*Only Tac-bars in Project Nexus Classic, and the Beta of MADNESS: Project Nexus allowed you to mitigate Melee or Unarmed attacks.
Deimos: Christoff.. you.. uh.. ever wonder why most of these guys die a lot faster than what we do?

Christoff: Simple, they lack the tactics, and in extension, the TAC-Bars that we have. Alongside they strength, endurance, and dexterity aswell. But none of that matters if a simple bullet can still kill you**.
by T.L-Hank July 12, 2023
mugGet the TAC-Barmug.

Paradox Bar

A bar or club that only lets in regulars. Only a few bars are true paradoxes. Others instead only restricts their audience to regulars on certain weekdays, or between certain times - or a combination of both.
Bouncer: "Sorry, we only let in regulars today. You're not going in."
Non-regular A: "What? How can you be a regular without being let in regularly? This bar is a paradox"
Non-regular B: "Yeah, fucking Paradox Bar"
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C: "Wanna go down to the Havana Club?"
D: "Nah, we'll never get in - it's a Paradox Bar"
by Oby July 25, 2012
mugGet the Paradox Barmug.

bar-hands

hands that have become swollen in the knuckle area due to heavey drinking and smoking, may have acrylic nails, tend to be manly.
"I noticed her bar-hands while she was showing me a diamond ring, must spend a lot time in seedy places."
by DBrowning May 23, 2007
mugGet the bar-handsmug.

raping the bar

similar to dine-n-dash but at an establishment that serves only, or mostly, alcohol
raping the bar is just as much an offense as dine-n-dash or shoplifting, so don't be surprised if you get busted
by Sexydimma March 11, 2015
mugGet the raping the barmug.

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