Bar Temptress

n. An attractive female bartender who utilizes her feminine wiles to push more liquor sales to inebriated male patrons.

That bar temptress just made me buy another round of shots!

by Khanhster July 16, 2010

Bar Beastie

A rather unattractive looking person, Male or Female who sits alone at a bar looking to find a potential partner for sexual activities. They will make several advances towards the opposite sex to show thay are single and available for a sexy time. In other words they are 'On The Pull'

Oh my god... Look at that Bar Beastie to the left, he is checking us out, he won't stop staring at us.

by Adam Laidlaw June 13, 2008

Bar Crash

The feeling you get the morning after you and you're friends go to a bar and wake up the next morning sore. Like you have been in a car crash.

You: Dang what did we do last night my back and my arm hurts.

Friend: I don't know what we did but it must have ended in a bar crash cause my neck and my head hurts.

by Deezo88 April 20, 2010

Bar fruit

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.

Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

bar mistake

What you end up living with for 2 months, after too much tequila, last call, and no ride home.

Wow! I finally sobered up and realized what a bar mistake I made.

by ocbinor September 30, 2018

Bar Heroes

The dudes who buff out together during the day at the local municipal "fitness" park, with only the steel bars to practice on, but can also enjoy a delightful night at the pub with the lads.

Pfft look at Dany, he's like one of them Bar Heroes ...

by Daze'd December 26, 2019

bar-hands

hands that have become swollen in the knuckle area due to heavey drinking and smoking, may have acrylic nails, tend to be manly.

"I noticed her bar-hands while she was showing me a diamond ring, must spend a lot time in seedy places."

by DBrowning May 23, 2007