Baby Shark

The #1 most kid-friendly, annoying, viral, YouTuby, overdone, repetitive, thoughtless and stupid song of all time.

Baby Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. End my life. STOP WATCHING THIS SHOVELWARY SONG!

by Power476 March 3, 2020

baby dick

An extremely tiny penis that is no more than 2 inches or so.

When Ryan's pants fell down, we all saw he wasn't wearing underwear. So Jordan pulled out a magnifying glass and held it to his teeny tiny hairless baby dick as we all laughed outrageously!

by super hot Sarah May 18, 2010

baby factory

1. A woman gives birth to a large number of children and never seems to stop.

2. A woman who is always pregnant

3. Baby momma

Wow, its her 15th kid? What a baby factory.

by Mikeyboy22 November 22, 2006

Chunder baby

Referred to when a female (or male) has been out on the lash and begins to chunder. She is sitting down with her legs apart in the same way a woman would sit when giving birth and is being sick between them. As if the chunder is her new born baby.

Girl: I was sat on the street puking between my legs on the road I think... very classy

Dude: Sounds like you had a Chunder Baby last night!

by Contrabassman August 30, 2010

baby-bat

A baby bat is a person who has discovered Goth, but is unfamiliar with the scene. They often listen to Goth music, and have distinctive 'Goth' tastes (an interest in the occult, macabre acadaemia, a love for the Victorian/Georgian societies) but haven't yet become acclimatised to being non-mainstream.

Baby bats are distinctive from emos in both personality and dress sense. Though the bats often use heavy make-up, they wear more tartan and netting/tulle than emos and are more stereotypically Goth. It takes a keen eye to distinguish some emos from baby bats, but there is one difference:

Baby bats grow up into Goths. Emos grow out of the fad, and into accountants.

a) "Check that emo!" "That's not an emo, that's a baby-bat." "How can you tell?" "She's got a Bauhaus patch. No emo listens to Bauhaus."

by BatDyke November 22, 2006

Killing Babies

Slang for jerking off.
Killing off thousands of possible babies.

Ill be right back, I have to go kill some babies.

Hes in the bathroom Killing Babies.

by KILLKEV March 10, 2005

Baby Shark

An Asian children's song that has gone viral due to how catchy it is. The truth of the matter, however, is that the song is a pure and utter cancer that has no real reason to rear its ugly head into the holy and exclusive world of memes.

Sam was singing that stupid Baby Shark song this morning and now I can't get it out of my head!

by JT 89.9 September 10, 2018