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American Politics

An absolute shitshow where other peoples opinions are spat on and fake news and media spread like wildfire; where bad stereotypes and riots and bullshit about helping the lower class or what not. It's like no one cares about each other here if you just think differently, why can't we all just get along and discuss things in peace without shaming the opposition? When can we stop lying to people about other parties and just let them decide? Anyways don't engage in it or publicly speak about it or else you'll probably get screamed at by a hillbilly or a Karen. Or maybe its just stereotypes and you might get in a peaceful chat with a stranger about each others ideologies? Eh, who am I kidding, this is The United States ffs no one cares about each other but themselves.
American Politics is the definition of cancer and the politicians don't give a shit and just force feed us lies
by Veteran Bandit February 1, 2021
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American Intelligence

Australian term used to define someone who is seen as stupid or lacks Common Sense.
Person 1: "Dave just asked me if Japan is part of China... He's 37."

Person 2: "Now that's some American Intelligence."
by Aussie_banter January 4, 2019
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schmegman american

Anyone who claims to be "African American" that has no lineage to Africa for multiple generations and that reaks of schmegma.
"Schmegman American"-LOLLA, enough said. May also be referred to as Roland
by YATYAS April 30, 2011
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American Fever

A condition where a foreigner becomes overjoyed by American culture, feeling the need to adapt as best as possible. Common symptoms of American Fever include, but are not limited to, a desire for large amounts of the US currency, wanting a husband/wife that is strictly American, and an extreme thirst for a green card.

the effect of American Fever does not last long (approximately 1-2 years), and usually dies off when the affected acquire a US job. The cause of it is still unconfirmed, but many believe it to be the new sense of freedom foreigners feel when arriving in America. The symptom is more commonly found in those coming from Europe.
"His American Fever is so strong, he's had 3 burgers today!"
"Only listens to country because it's American? Yep. American Fever."
by Themaxh123 December 19, 2018
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american policing

When a person shoots someone way more than needed.
A: Im dead
B: *shoots the dead body*
C: OMG! Hes american policing you
A: Hahahaha
by CaptainZorro October 12, 2018
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napkin american

fun synonym for cracker or white liberals

Give them a qualifier for a change
I am SO tired of all these napkin americans having opinions on black women's hair on the bird site today
by theupdog March 28, 2022
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American Waterbucket

A chick who got that wet but has no walls. Like fuckin a bucket of water
How was that chick from the club?

She was flowing like a river but I couldnt feel anything. It was like I was fuckin a big bucket of water.

An American Waterbucket
by CO614 January 26, 2011
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