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napkin american

fun synonym for cracker or white liberals

Give them a qualifier for a change
I am SO tired of all these napkin americans having opinions on black women's hair on the bird site today
by theupdog March 28, 2022
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American Waterbucket

A chick who got that wet but has no walls. Like fuckin a bucket of water
How was that chick from the club?

She was flowing like a river but I couldnt feel anything. It was like I was fuckin a big bucket of water.

An American Waterbucket
by CO614 January 26, 2011
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American hypocrisy

American hypocrisy is when an American makes memes/jokes mocking other nations on their events, but get offended when someone busts a joke about two towers that played Jenga.
Karen: Ever notice there are no fat men in Japan? That’s because last time there was a Fat Man it killed 80,000 people.

Eric: What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Karen: THAT’S NOT FUNNY. 9/11 WAS A TRUE AMERICAN TRAGEDY AND ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!

Eric: smh you cannot make jokes about others without being able to take one. THIS is American hypocrisy at its finest.
by TapiocaPuddin’ September 10, 2022
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American Fever

A condition where a foreigner becomes overjoyed by American culture, feeling the need to adapt as best as possible. Common symptoms of American Fever include, but are not limited to, a desire for large amounts of the US currency, wanting a husband/wife that is strictly American, and an extreme thirst for a green card.

the effect of American Fever does not last long (approximately 1-2 years), and usually dies off when the affected acquire a US job. The cause of it is still unconfirmed, but many believe it to be the new sense of freedom foreigners feel when arriving in America. The symptom is more commonly found in those coming from Europe.
"His American Fever is so strong, he's had 3 burgers today!"
"Only listens to country because it's American? Yep. American Fever."
by Themaxh123 December 19, 2018
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american policing

When a person shoots someone way more than needed.
A: Im dead
B: *shoots the dead body*
C: OMG! Hes american policing you
A: Hahahaha
by CaptainZorro October 12, 2018
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schmegman american

Anyone who claims to be "African American" that has no lineage to Africa for multiple generations and that reaks of schmegma.
"Schmegman American"-LOLLA, enough said. May also be referred to as Roland
by YATYAS April 30, 2011
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Colonel American

The dialect of American English spoken among the social strata whose members have the greatest opportunity to become linguists. Often erroneously described as a General, despite not having earned such a promotion.
There's no rod-ride merger in Colonel American.
by ___alphabet___ July 6, 2023
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