albertha

Albertha's are faaaar underated typically older but look absolutely STUNNING for their age. Gorgeous in every way. Can be a cougar because Albertha's are usually mistaken to be much younger than they really are. Very very intelligent, witty, and loves to have lots of fun. You will have the best of both worlds .. old school values and modern day fun. NOTHING escapes them without Albertha knowing. You may think she is aloof but she is definitely paying great attention. BEWARE.....Get yourself an Albertha

Albertha is fine. Albertha got it going on in every way. I can't believe that's even her name. I think they call her Bertha Butt.

by Looking Good January 16, 2017

Amber

An extremely attractive girl whos flirty personality and curvacious figure will keep you coming back for more. She's typically a brunette but occasionally acts blonde. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. She can also be a super bitch if you get onto her bad side.

"dude, i want to hang out with that girl, shes such an Amber"

by dnomyar April 16, 2008

Albert Lea, Minnesota

A small town in southern Minnesota filled with nothing but pot heads, meth heads, and sluts.

Me: Dude, do you live in Albert Lea, Minnesota?
Friend: Yes?
Me: You poor thing, you..

by pipsqueeky6 August 7, 2012

Amber

A beautiful girl who is very outgoing and flirtacious at times but you will love hanging out with her and have fun with!She may not understand somethinq wen u first say but she is very smart!!

Shawn:Daammn she is to fiiinne!!
Christian:Hell ya!!!She is SUCH an Amber!!!!

by !*PiNkFr!d@Y*! November 11, 2010

Amber Alert on his face

That creepy half-beard a lot of perverts tend to grow. Like Four O'Clock Shadow but overgrown.

Named for the Amber Alert system, used to locate abducted children.

If a man with an Amber Alert on his face ever offers you candy, for the love of God say NO.

by Graphhhhhhhhhhh April 10, 2010

Alberto

1. noun - A surprisingly cocky member of the male species. He's very sarcastic and watches much more television than typically recommended. He has an incredible brain which is only matched with his charm. He is a complete dork, but it only adds to his cuteness. This is a boy you fall in love with.

2. adjective - something totally lame

Dude 1: Alberto has all the game.

Dude 2: It's cuz he's so awesome.

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Dude 1: *trips*
Dude 2: That was so Alberto.

by BigPoppa0069 October 11, 2010

albert pujols

Accomplishments:
* 2005 National League MVP
* Five-time All-Star (2001, 2003-06)
* Pujols has finished in the top four in the voting for MVP of the National League every year of his career, winning once (2005) and coming in second three times (2002, 2003 & 2006).
* National League Batting Champion, 2003
* Only Ralph Kiner hit more home runs (215) in his first five seasons (2001-05) than Albert (201).
* Named to Major League Baseball's Latino Legends Team in 2005 as the starting first baseman.
* First Cardinal Home Run in New Busch Stadium9
* Became the 35th batter to hit four homeruns in four consecutive at-bats, and the 20th batter to hit four home runs in four consecutive plate appearances, on April 16 and 17, 2006.
* Holds the record for most home runs in the month of April with 14 in 2006.
* Became the fastest player in Major League history to reach 19 home runs in a season, doing so on May 13, 2006.
* Became the third-fastest, after Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire, to reach 25 home runs in a season, doing so on May 29, 2006.
* Became first player in MLB history to hit 30 home runs in each of his first six seasons (2001-06).
* Became the 16th batter to hit three home runs in a game twice in the same season in 2006 (04.16 & 09.03).
* 20 of his 49 home runs accounted for the game-winning RBI in 2006, breaking Willie Mays' single-season record set in 1962.
* 2006 World Series Champion.

Awards:
* Rookie of the Year, 2001
* Three-time Silver Slugger (2001, 2003-04) (Note: Pujols has won a Silver Slugger at three different positions: First Base, Third Base, and Left Field).
* National League Player of the Month for both May and June 2003 and for April 2006
* Hank Aaron Award, 2003
* TSN Player of the Year, 2003
* NLCS MVP, 2004
* National League MVP, 2005
* Gold Glove Award at first base, 2006

"In the air to left field, and Pujols has given St. Louis the lead! A dramatic, towering, three-run home run! Stunned in disbelief here in Houston. … How about Albert Pujols!"
-Thom Brennaman on Pujols 9th inning 3-run homer against the Astros, Game 5 NLCS

by pujolsrolenedmonds52715 December 14, 2008