Coma toes

When your feet go to sleep

"Hey, can you get a beer for me?"
"I can't. I'm coma toes."

by La May Lama June 27, 2018

Toe mator

A mentally unstable kidnapper who kidnaps random cars paralizes them and leaves them in a scrap yard

It's me Toe mator

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 10, 2019

Toe-fu

A form of Marital Arts in which bitches orgasm from positions that are kinky with a pinky. In which the foot penetrates the camel toe.... Similar to a TOE-LOCK and the resulting climax squirtingly excreets CAMEL TOE-JAM

If your pickup lines fail, and the snatch is hungry you can use your training in toe-fu to satisfy her craving and get her in a butt-naked choke hold.

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021

Toe Waffle

When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.

Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.

by Anhilated247 October 13, 2021

hungarian toe

The great toe directly in the asshole

Eliza wasn't having the best day, she politely asked Harry for a Hungarian toe to cheer her up

by Desidodaday March 22, 2016

jamel toe

a camel toe but when you are wearing jeans.

"Did you see Shannon's jamel toe?" "Dude, that was worse than Bethany's camel toe!"

by danikq January 26, 2019

Toe Goblin

1. Noun: The toe goblin is an elusive beast which lurks beneath couches, waiting for a pair of unsuspecting feet to approach.

2. Noun: One who has an unhealthy obsession with toes.

Hey, you know that guy Charlie? He's a total toe goblin.

by NightmaresNightmares September 07, 2019