funny 5 minutes

When cats and other animals go completely crazy throwing themselves around and chasing things that aren't there (sometimes late at night)and then stop abruptly again

"look at the state of the curtains!"
" I know. Fluffy just had a funny 5 minutes"

by bunnella August 10, 2006

last minute helper

That person whom shows up AFTER everything else is done and offers to do something AFTER everything is already finished.

The last minute helper showed up as usual knowing they were not going to really have to do anything.

by jpg3 December 24, 2012

Two minute drill

The act of searching a bar for intoxicated women to bring home within minutes of the bar closing. This usually occurs after the begining of the evening is spent binge drinking and scouting out available women. You may hear people yell "OMAHA!!" before beginning their search. This is done to mimic football legends Tom Brady and Peyton Manning, who use the expression while calling plays with under two minutes remaining in a football game.

Yo Piff...I'm pickled. Time to run the two minute drill. OMAHA!! OMAHA!!

by Pick Majick July 30, 2010

5 minute rule

A rule or general guideline for the amount of time that should elapse from the time your boss leaves work to the moment you leave. This time buffer, used in corporate settings, will allow you to sneak away from work 'early' without negative consequences.

The boss just left - '5 Minute Rule' then we take off?

by wetterinc January 11, 2009

New York minute

A very brief period of time, presumably considerably less than an Omaha minute.

I'll be there in a New York minute.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

anytime minutes friend

A friend who only answers your phone calls or only calls you when there anytime minutes have kicked in. I.E. Does not deem you important enough accept phone calls from you during their daytime minutes.

Wilkowski: Hey Rival, why dont we give Lammanna a call and see if he wants to go to Boomerzzz later.

Rival: Nah man you know he wont answer befor 1900...we are only his "anytime minutes friend".

by catahoula_wv March 10, 2007

7 Minutes in Heaven

7 minutes in heaven is a game where it's usually played at teen parties. How you play this game is by: Go inside a room, lock it, go into a closet, and do whatever you like. You can kiss, hug, cuddle, or even make out. It's all up to you.

Nari: I'm going to Leon's party tomorrow. He's hosting a game called 7 Minutes in Heaven. They say it's a fun game, I'm so excited to play it.

by jijijijinsoul September 26, 2022