by Papa 🐻 January 5, 2019

"Hey, I just downloaded this game called FartKnit today! Want to play it with me?"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"
by top hat dude July 1, 2021

A yogurt hoe is; a female who may partake in a “whore-ly” amount of sexual activities on top of one’s Yogurt Hose
by Big ol stinky taint February 23, 2025

by YogurtFarts February 26, 2023

When you pound a girl for 43235 hours and you cant bust a nut.... grab some silky muller vanilla yoghurt from the fridge, dash that shit all over her back and call it a day!
by MS.M-R February 9, 2021

You cum a load into a friend or family member's mouth before they now have to suck the tip and spit it back into the hole
by I caught him lacking so hard October 2, 2024
