Definitions by imbetterthanuincallofduty

gurt

your buddy gurt, you always salute him saying ''yo''

''Yo Gurt''
''gurt: yo''
''yo: sybau''

gurt by imbetterthanuincallofduty June 15, 2025

toxt

Some motherfucker whose bollocks are too drippy, like really droopy, this guy's balls are oiled up or something, he looks like Mario Bros, and his favorite past time is to not do shit and eat the almighty spaghetti and yogurt in our beloved bismillah

Gose: hey toxt what are you doing
toxt: crack
Gose: WHAT THE FUCK

toxt by imbetterthanuincallofduty January 21, 2025

Spaghetti And Yogurt 

the finest of the dishes, everyone loves it, all hail our almighty spaghetti and yogurt, specially toxt, toxt really loves spaghetti and yogurt

spaghetti and yogurt
yes, spaghetti and yogurt
all hail the spaghetti and yogurt

Spaghetti And Yogurt by imbetterthanuincallofduty May 21, 2024

Fortnite 

An Architect simulator with guns and tons of collabs to keep children entertained, game that also has a pretty problem with making female skins extremely sexualized (but ngl i also end up staring sometimes)

David: I like fortnite did i mention fortnite?
Mary: Me gusta el fortnite!
David: SHUT UP BITCH

Fortnite by imbetterthanuincallofduty December 17, 2023

Skibidi Toilet 

Some fucking brainrot man. Who enjoys toilets with heads T_T...
BTW TEAM CAMERAMAN FOREVER!!!!!!1!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

''Damn i'm a Skibidi Toilet sigma''
''Dude, that's why nobody sits next to you in break''

Skibidi Toilet by imbetterthanuincallofduty December 12, 2023