1. (n) the anal opening, specifically, yours. you are probably sitting on it right now.
2. (n) poop goes out, my penis goes in
2. (n) poop goes out, my penis goes in
by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005
Get the your asshole mug.An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.
by purplebrownday July 6, 2011
Get the Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth? mug.Something You say when you run out of cumbacks. May also be said as Assface in your penis, Penis face in your ass, and face penis in your ass. May somehow result in death.
by NinjaStephen February 27, 2010
Get the Penis In your Assface mug.goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase
Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit
Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit
by juliuserving July 7, 2011
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Him: baby, quit Finger popping your asshole! We are going to be late!
Me: ...Just getting out of the shower...not at all ready.
Him: baby, quit Finger popping your asshole! We are going to be late!
Me: ...Just getting out of the shower...not at all ready.
by The feminine product March 11, 2018
Get the Finger popping your asshole mug.A hasty response to a request for data or information, such as project time-frames or costs, that has the appearance of being relevant and well considered while in actuality being largely baseless and pulled from thin air.
Similar to a guesstimate but lacking any forthright element, pull-it-out-of-your-asstimates are typically a response to an unreasonable request or means of quickly escaping an otherwise long, drawn-out and pointless discussion.
Similar to a guesstimate but lacking any forthright element, pull-it-out-of-your-asstimates are typically a response to an unreasonable request or means of quickly escaping an otherwise long, drawn-out and pointless discussion.
Even though I haven't seen any of the requirements or initial design documents the boss wouldn't stop hassling me for a scope of work. I had to give him a pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate of 4 weeks to get him off my case so I could start figuring our what it's really going to take.
by mrkrypto June 30, 2011
Get the pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate mug.The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.
by djstickyfing3rz April 3, 2015
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