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whale out of water

a whale out of water is a morbidly obese "human" wearing fishnets on numerous parts of its "body". named because it is the size of a whale, is walking on land, and has obviously broken numerous fishermen's nets. its normal habitat is in/around topic and is a good sign to run like fuck and handlefuck some douche bags' cars on the way out.
steve:HOLY FUCK DUDE. i just barfed up a kidney and both my llungs when that whale out of water walked by in nothing but a skimpy bikini and fishnet. god damnit what is this world coming to. and why is the holocaust over???
eric:dude i think my eyes are bleeding and ive possibly become sterile. and the holocaust is over because your idol commited suicide like 40 years ago. fag.
by wewillrockyou December 18, 2006
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Whale Dork

John was jealous of the Whale Dork...
by Ian November 27, 2003
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Beluga Whale

A beautiful majestic creature that looks like a whale with Down Syndrome. This whale often resembles a large penis.
Gee, that adorable whale vaguely resembles a penis. It must be a Beluga whale.
by maryelibsabeth March 21, 2010
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blue whale

A gigantic hit of weed, so big that you can't stop coughing for a really long time, but after that, it's smooth sailing...
dang, Craig, if that hit were an animal, it would be a blue whale.
by p h i a November 7, 2008
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whale hole

"stick yo dick in my whale hole babe!" "damn nigga you smell like whale hole!"
by stretched man asshole February 4, 2009
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Whale

A stupid kind of fatass hot Cheeto eating bitch who has no respect for skinny legends and other respectable people.
Oh my god, look at Trisha! I hate her so much, she’s such a whale!
by pausethatabortthat September 17, 2018
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whale penis

the whale penis is over 40 feet long
by thetomsmith04 August 9, 2006
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