Hit with a spice weasel

To make more attractive.

From Furturama where Elzar the chef would kick his meals up a notch with a hit from the spice weasel.

Did you see Scott's girlfriend? I think she needs to be hit with a spice weasel!

by Fresco_Camco July 27, 2016

Kiss the mad weasel

Something you have no inclination or reason to do.

"No Kenneth. It's absolutely your problem to fix. You've got to do it. I'm not going to kiss the mad weasel for you this time".

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020

squirt the weasel

take a piss. Especially on the female side and when she doesn't shave her vajajay.

Sandrita needed to squirt the weasel because she drank too much Dr. Pepper

by crudmonkey April 25, 2020

Tessa Jade Weise

a loving little girl whose parents are divorced. She is a wonderful girl who can mend anyone's heart. She can easily make you laugh and make anyone smile. Don't pass her up for someone crazy. She may be a little cra-cra at times but she is the perfect person to love.

Mom: Tessa Jade Weise thank you for helping
Tessa Jade Weise: Your welcome Mom

by new.year_dubs.9 February 26, 2021

Bouncing the Weasel

To masterbate.

I caught Tony bouncing the weasel, standing in front of a mirror.

by DND2021 August 6, 2021

Stoat and Weasel

Diesel

Had to get some stoat and weasel at the fuel pump

by anonymous May 23, 2022

national tell ace they are a stinky weasel day

Tell someone with the name of ace that they are a stinky weasel
Call some with the name "Ace" a stinky weasel, don't hesitate

Flame: Ace your a stinky weasel
Ace:i am offended 😤
Happy national tell ace they are a stinky weasel day

by Flame___ March 18, 2022