One of my personal favorite bands. Started out as a metalcore group but abandoned their old sound on their last two albums. Unfortunately, they're broken up.
by Black_Spade August 11, 2008
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"Just do a quick process flow in Visio and I'll forward it to the team"
"(Client to Consultant) Billy, I can't open this Visio file you sent me - what is it?"
"I hate using Visio - can't I just do it in Word or something?"
"(Client to Consultant) Billy, I can't open this Visio file you sent me - what is it?"
"I hate using Visio - can't I just do it in Word or something?"
by swolfe May 23, 2006
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The official nickname for Ray Naker. You could make a valid case that he should actually get his name changed to Visionary because it's that fitting. Ray just has the vision and sees what others don't necessarily see. Ray is always a step ahead of the competition because he just knows what's gonna happen. Haters who are jealous that they don't have the visionary nickname try drag down Ray by claiming he's full of bullshit but Ray has proven himself multiple times. Ray just see it out here.
Henry: Yo, I got an idea, we should start calling Norman "Nick" "visionary" because he always woke.
*Ray thinking*
Ray Naker: Nah you know what, that's what I'm gonna start calling myself because I think the term is more applicable to me than it is for slime since I just see it all. Y'all call me "visionary" from now on.
*Ray thinking*
Ray Naker: Nah you know what, that's what I'm gonna start calling myself because I think the term is more applicable to me than it is for slime since I just see it all. Y'all call me "visionary" from now on.
by TurnM3Up May 21, 2021
Get the Visionary mug.when you take acid and mescaline and trip like a grandad with a bad hip trying to take on a large set of stairs
dude i'm tripping my face off oh god an octopus i guess this is what you call mescalysergic visions huh
by Swenson Bevel January 14, 2009
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Re: You mean he could see better than all the other vampires?
Re:re: Jackass.
Re: You mean he could see better than all the other vampires?
Re:re: Jackass.
by Pookish November 1, 2009
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Your honor, my client pleads insanity because of his extenisive job-use of the program Microsoft Visio
by katanainthestone February 2, 2009
Get the Microsoft Visio mug.A condition usually acquired after over-exposure to porn (typically several hours of continuous porn-watching) causes the viewer to see naked bodies performing sexual acts whenever the viewer closes his/her eyes.
Dude 1: Dude, I watched way too many chicks getting it on before going to sleep, I couldn't sleep all night!!
Dude 2: Bad case of Jizzion Vison?
Dude 1: Yeah ='(
Dude 2: Bad case of Jizzion Vison?
Dude 1: Yeah ='(
by Jwn Cmaffi July 11, 2009
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