Visio 

Another useless Microsoft product that allows bright-eyed, 22-year old grad students in Big 4 Consulting companies (see Deloitte) to complicate a client's business processes and represent them electronically in a fancy, meaningless flow chart. Visio is usually incompatible with the client's IT systems, so no one can ever open the files anyway.

"Just do a quick process flow in Visio and I'll forward it to the team"
"(Client to Consultant) Billy, I can't open this Visio file you sent me - what is it?"
"I hate using Visio - can't I just do it in Word or something?"

Visio by swolfe May 23, 2006

Microsoft Visio 

A terrible, terrible expensive-mans CAD (Computer Aided Drafting) program that will drive you insane with rage

Your honor, my client pleads insanity because of his extenisive job-use of the program Microsoft Visio

Microsoft Visio by katanainthestone February 2, 2009

anti-man-gluten-visio-cateractasm 

-noun pronounced: what the' heck!!
The inate syndrome in manly men that subconsciously block the same sex booty from entering the visual cortex.

A manly man mistakenly gets an email with the picture of another man with his booty exposed. The anti-man-gluten-visio-cateractasm blocks any visual references to such events.
This phenomenon does not exist in some areas such as San Francisco, Palm Springs, and a club down the street from my house.

anti-man-gluten-visio-cateractasm by TerrenceV April 17, 2008

Boothie Vision 

A special type of vision you get when you're on that boothie grind. Not to be confused with "Supervisor Vision" though. Used to spot people, objects, etc. that non-boothies could never find themselves.

Doctors are PERPLEXED about the science behind this vision. Just let them know there's levels to this thing.

Lead Boothie: "Ayo brother what's good!"
Brother: "Yo what's gucci brother! I'm just trying to find where this peanut butter goes."

Lead Boothie: *channels inner boothie vision*
Lead Boothie: "So what you wanna do is take a left at the light, go straight, pull a double U-turn, hit the nitro, time travel back 15 minutes, and you should be at the coordinates 5.650350936155358, -0.19418748836604657. The peanut butter goes there."

Brother: *questions reality*

Boothie Vision by Lead Bud 123 May 15, 2021

ditch vision

An absolute cunt who drives Jeeps into ditches

Oh that Canadian is such a Ditch Vision

ditch vision by DumbCunt273 July 4, 2017

Tunnel vision 

the loss of peripheral sight, which makes it look like one’s vision is restricted to a narrow tube. It represents an individual focusing solely on one goal and suggests purposeful ignorance of evidence contradicting their pursuit of the goal.

My mama told me: "Boy, make a decision!"
Right now I gotta keep a tunnel vision
-Kodak

Tunnel vision by Elite Dictionary March 16, 2017

Vicious 

It’s an adjective which can be used in a number of different ways:
1. Addicted to or characterised by vice; grossly immoral; depraved; profligate.
2. Given or readily disposed to evil.
3. Reprehensible; blameworthy; wrong.
4. Spiteful; malicious.
5. Unpleasantly severe.
6. Characterised or marred by faults or defects; faulty; unsound; unfit for purpose.
7. Savage; ferocious.

1 A vicious life.
2 A vicious criminal.
3 A vicious deception.
4 Vicious gossip; a vicious attack.
5 A vicious headache.
6 Vicious reasoning.
7 They all feared his vicious temper.

Vicious by AKACroatalin December 9, 2016