Another useless Microsoft product that allows bright-eyed, 22-year old grad students in Big 4 Consulting companies (see Deloitte) to complicate a client's business processes and represent them electronically in a fancy, meaningless flow chart. Visio is usually incompatible with the client's IT systems, so no one can ever open the files anyway.
"Just do a quick process flow in Visio and I'll forward it to the team"
"(Client to Consultant) Billy, I can't open this Visio file you sent me - what is it?"
"I hate using Visio - can't I just do it in Word or something?"
"(Client to Consultant) Billy, I can't open this Visio file you sent me - what is it?"
"I hate using Visio - can't I just do it in Word or something?"
by swolfe May 16, 2006
A terrible, terrible expensive-mans CAD (Computer Aided Drafting) program that will drive you insane with rage
Your honor, my client pleads insanity because of his extenisive job-use of the program Microsoft Visio
by katanainthestone February 02, 2009
-noun pronounced: what the' heck!!
The inate syndrome in manly men that subconsciously block the same sex booty from entering the visual cortex.
The inate syndrome in manly men that subconsciously block the same sex booty from entering the visual cortex.
A manly man mistakenly gets an email with the picture of another man with his booty exposed. The anti-man-gluten-visio-cateractasm blocks any visual references to such events.
This phenomenon does not exist in some areas such as San Francisco, Palm Springs, and a club down the street from my house.
This phenomenon does not exist in some areas such as San Francisco, Palm Springs, and a club down the street from my house.
by TerrenceV April 17, 2008