Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.

‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral’

by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024

Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

Sloppy toppy

When you give a wet,sloppy,drenching,dripping,soaking,moist,sissy,wimpy,blowjob and make them cum all in your mouth,leading it to your stomach and lungs drowning you in cum and while draining their balls from semen and leaving their dick drained, dry and soft.

Jim:My Girlfriend gave me a Sloppy Toppy.
Steve:Same!
Jim:Did yours die to?
Steve: Nah shes in the ER Though.

by Xx_.Ilikemen69._xX September 18, 2023

Sloppy Toppenheimer

When you give such good top that he explodes all over you.

Let's go back to my place and I'll give you Sloppy Toppenheimer

by Beeparisu September 20, 2023

The Toppest Top

When one reaches the peak of being a top through rigorous non-bottom activities, such as flower arrangement and pottery classes.

"Ryan you're so cool and manly, you're the toppest top!"

by PerseusMB December 21, 2023

Sloppy Toppy With a Twist

A kind gesture done as a form of kindness to a man

The other day Jenny gave me a Sloppy Toppy With a Twist because i took her dog to the vet.

by The true chad November 13, 2023

beef topper

While doing anal they fart on your dick

“Yo how’d it go with the girl last night?”

“Terrible. We were doing some butt shit and she gave me a beef topper. I ghosted her.”

by Thetrashman420 April 9, 2024