Take the Toaster

Cum in the bum at the instant the breakfast toast pops out.

She looked ravishing in the morning light as she made breakfast, so I had to take the toaster

by Jesus/samshig March 31, 2009

flying toaster

A famous screensaver invented by Wes Boyd for the Macintosh computer, showing a squadron of winged toasters zooming across the stratosphere.

Call me old-fashioned, but I still think the flying toaster screensaver is cool.

by Jay Young February 20, 2005

gnome-toaster

1.most commonly used in world of warcraft, a Gnome-toaster is a mage player on the horde that uses their fire abilties to "toast" gnomes on the alliance usually for the reason that if you are a gnome you deserve to die

2.it also could be used in the combonation of a lawn gnome and a common toaster used to make toast or toaste bagels which is just completly random

1. Jimmy: hey do you know if Brent plays world of warcraft?
Patrick: yeah hes a gnome-toaster.

2.Thomas: want to have a random contest?
Luis: yeah sure.
Thomas: you go first
Luis:Gnome-toaster I win you suck

by Brentaloneyis November 9, 2007

dutch toaster

Similar to the "Dutch oven" but insted of forcing someones head under the blankets, you trick them into putting their head under the sheets of there own accord while letting go a fart at the same time.

I vomited everywhere last time I got a dutch toaster

by MacDaddymike November 29, 2011

chinese toaster

A toaster made in china

Hey man, I'm back from China with my Chinese toaster

by Sexybitchmcfuck July 24, 2017

hung like a toaster

A fine ass women and or some bitch with a fat booty that was able to force her ass into some Applebottom(c) jeans, but only if she's wearing them "boots with da fuuurrrr!"

damn, like Flow Rida said, dat hoe was hung like a toaster!

by someone who isn't Harry Potter January 12, 2009

Indiana Toaster Strudel

1. Urine and Vodka
a. Usually a result of running out a mixer, in addition to being extremely intoxicated.

2. Urine and any other liquor

Since they had more alcohol than they did mixers, the partiers eventually had to start making Indiana Toaster Strudels.

by KiwiGalore December 15, 2008