Dick

The Male "thing" (that girls like to swallow)

"My dick is 6 ft long my girl couldn't even fit it up her ass."

by Guari boi November 13, 2018

Dick

Something some people claim to have that's big, but in reality, even some women have more balls than them.

If you claim to have a big dick, you are a big dick yourself.

Retarded guy: My dick is so long, it goes from A-Z!
Woman: Do you have a querty keyboard?
Retarded guy: Why ask?
Woman: Look at it.

by PI55 September 20, 2018

Dick

Something most boys in my grade dont have

Jonathan has no dick

by CYH_LitG November 28, 2018

dick

dick means a boy private part

like galon put his dick in a girl mouth

by kinggee. October 2, 2017

Dick

Dick is a body part that the ladies like unless it's big, not small. Dick can also be a name, short for Richard. A Dick is a cocky person you won't like.

I have a friend named Dick, he is such a dick but has a big dick

by Me.FanFox August 15, 2015

Dick

A long or short muscle thing that spurts out this white shit

Girl 1: “Omg girl that dick was terrible i should buy a dildo.”

Girl 2: “That sounds like a great idea, im sick of bryan’s short stick.”

by addrath February 20, 2020

Dick

1. Something you do not have.
2. Nonexistent.
3. Appears not to be there.

You: Wanna see my dick?
Girl: it doesn't exist.

by Hailioli October 8, 2017