A guy that is between 5'8 and 5'11 feet tall. usually born in the month of october.. has many siblings. has brown shaggy hair. a dashing smile. plays guitar. thinks he's in a band. of cuban decent. and smells like poo
by bill159 November 28, 2010
Get the Christianmug. Dude with a tiny ass dick. Likes shoving tubes up his ass to butt chug Dr.Pepper. He likes to listen to Thrift Shop whilst smelling the gooch of another man.
Damn, Christian, you sure can butt chug a lot of Dr.Pepper! How about we put of some Thrift Shop and I'll spread my legs so you can take a whiff of my dirty gooch!
by GoochBoy February 28, 2014
Get the Christianmug. A boy that is usually tall, and hates relationships. He usually barely gets by in school because he asks nerdy boys to do his homework. He`s not the cutest guy but since he`s so tall no one really sees his face and his very good looking back and band-tee sense of style gets usually very short girls to like him. He falls for them, but then stops talking to them and begins to be extremely boring. He absolutely loves the sport soccer, and even though most soccer players have amazing butts, a boy named Christian usually has ABSOLUTELY NO BUTT and is obsessed with the Honduran team, even though they totally suck.
Woah! That tall dude Christian looks lonely.
Yeah, I know right? Too bad he dumped that short chick. They looked cute together!
Yeah, I know right? Too bad he dumped that short chick. They looked cute together!
by yourfuckingnightmare2014 July 3, 2011
Get the Christianmug. Someone who celebrates Christmas. In the broad scope of modern day America, anyone who celebrates the Christmas holiday by exchanging presents or putting up any form of Christmas decorations, is a Christian. To a lesser degree, anyone who celebrates Easter by boiling, coloring, or hunting for Easter eggs, can also consider themselves Christian.
People who celebrate Christmas, Santa Claus, Easter, or the Easter Bunny, in any way, are Christians.
by Doug Klast February 14, 2008
Get the Christianmug. A strong woman who can be trusted and relied on to no end. She puts up with people assuming she is a guy simply because of her name and politely accepts the assumption repeated times. She is quick to trust others and is shy at first but will open up once she feels comfortable around a person or a group. She can be an effective leader if given the right tasks to lead and a bit of encouragement. She is a faithful girlfriend who will love you until you hurt her beyond repair, and even then will remain someone you could rely on as a friend. You can tell your secrets to her because she is happy to listen and offer whatever advice she has. She is a shoulder to cry on and it takes a lot to make her not like you. She is funny, smart, and pretty. Any guy who can capture her attention and her heart will have gained an amazing girl who would never try to hurt him and will happily ive many second chances. He should be thankful and treat her the way she deserves.
Guy: "I am dating this awesome girl."
Friend: "What is her name?"
Guy: "Christian."
Friend: "I should have known that! Christians are always awesome."
Friend: "What is her name?"
Guy: "Christian."
Friend: "I should have known that! Christians are always awesome."
by ThisXCChick April 13, 2013
Get the Christianmug. Known to be a buzzkill to any situation he thinks isn't considered "good" in his eyes. Basically 99% of the female population is considered to be a slut in his eyes. He does not like it when things don't go his way or when his friends or family do something that he considers "disrespectful". He thinks that he is top shit and that he can do nothing wrong. No one really likes him and he likes giving people bad reputations. Many people also think that he's gay.
"Dude whats the name of that kid over there, he's so annoying"
"His name is Christian, the living definition of a buzzkill."
"His name is Christian, the living definition of a buzzkill."
by yeetmyass69 July 5, 2019
Get the Christianmug. The.👏Best.👏Boyfriend.👏He is always there for you and tries his very best to make sure you’re happy. He is the perfect combination of weird, fun, handsome, loving, and caring. If you are upset or sad he wants to know what’s wrong and what he can do to help you. He is also a great kisser😘. He is so perfect it should be illegal😩. If you get a Christian, don’t lose him!
*Girl 1* Christian has all these girls after him and he chose HER!😡
*Girl 2* IKR it’s so unfair she isn’t even that pretty😤
*Girl 2* IKR it’s so unfair she isn’t even that pretty😤
by Someone ananomous December 26, 2018
Get the Christianmug.